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#207290 - 12/15/06 08:16 PM
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My vote goes to Rachael...
Giadas hot..but Rache has the thirty minute meal thing goin on..Perfect for a no pride hit it,snack with it,forget it night.
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#207291 - 12/15/06 08:19 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/28/06
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Giadas nose is just so fucked up, she could be cute otherwise. Rachel Ray is that drunk pig slut from college.
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#207297 - 12/15/06 09:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Nice. Rachel and Giada are the only reasons straight men watch the Food Network.
I'd add Sandra Lee to the list.
 She's blonde, got great tits, and sounds like you could confuse her with basic algebra.
Three decent whores on one network is a good showing. Food Network is still fourth behind (iii) HGTV whores, (ii) Weather Channel whores, and (i) Fox News Channel whores.
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#207300 - 12/15/06 10:09 PM
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Rasputin did know how to swing and bring it...*Pr0ps
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#207306 - 12/16/06 10:53 PM
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
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I can't believe you crazy fucks actually watch Food Network! 
We like good food as well as hot chicks.
A hot chick who cooks ....
All great orgies start with fine cuisine ....
Praise the FatMan 
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#207307 - 12/16/06 11:54 PM
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Registered: 02/04/05
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All great orgies start with fine cuisine ....
At the very least ladies, if you wanna keep a man for life, make a good dinner.
Blowjobs too.
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#207308 - 12/17/06 05:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
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#207311 - 12/17/06 03:15 PM
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Registered: 08/26/03
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#207312 - 12/17/06 03:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#207313 - 12/17/06 08:00 PM
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Step the fuck off bitches.. The r.r. votes are piling up... 
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#207317 - 12/18/06 07:42 PM
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
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Rachel is not fuckin' fat. She's built differently than most women but she ain't friggin fat! PSH! Itty bitty titty commitee for sure but my guess is you date the anorexics who like to pick at their food on a date, huh? gRRRr!
Fat, with little titties
BULLSHIT!  All this anger is making me hungry and I just might hunt you down and bite you! 
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#207318 - 12/18/06 07:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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#207320 - 12/18/06 08:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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Anybody into Megan Mccormick, the whore from Globetrekker?
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#207322 - 12/18/06 09:25 PM
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
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Rachel is not fuckin' fat. She's built differently than most women but she ain't friggin fat! PSH! Itty bitty titty commitee for sure but my guess is you date the anorexics who like to pick at their food on a date, huh? gRRRr!
Fat, with little titties
BULLSHIT! All this anger is making me hungry and I just might hunt you down and bite you!
Oh 'mon Gen, only fat girls have FHM pics of themselves eating.
That sounds like something Gia would say!
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#207326 - 12/18/06 09:46 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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Rachel is not fuckin' fat. She's built differently than most women but she ain't friggin fat! PSH! Itty bitty titty commitee for sure but my guess is you date the anorexics who like to pick at their food on a date, huh? gRRRr!
She may or may not be fat (my fear of Gen makes me withhold judgment) but she is not attractive and built like a fire hydrant. Worse, she can't fucking cook!
At least that sow the Barefoot Contessa actually knows her way around a kitchen!
RR is like a spokesmodel for cooking only she can't cook, model or speak!
http://community.livejournal.com/rachael_ray_sux
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This community was created for people that hate the untalented twit known as Rachael Ray.
Rachael Ray is annoying for many reasons but here are a few: she is repetitive, she talks with her hands way too much, she giggles incessantly, she puts olive oil and chicken stock in everything, she wears really ugly clothing, she talks out of one side of her mouth like she's had a stroke, she looks like "The Joker" when she smiles, and she can't stop talking about her family.
If you loathe Rachael Ray as much as we do, join this community and talk shit about her! If you actually like Rachael Ray and think this community is evil, go cry in your garbage bowl and shut the hell up.
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#207327 - 12/18/06 09:48 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/28/06
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You're a fucking idiot...she's stocky, and has small tits. This makes her stocky but not fat. Stocky not = fat.
Example: You think you are Borat...Borat is funny. You are a douchebag, not the least bit funny. You die, we benefit.
If your a Chubby Chaser, good for you, It's like riding a moped, It's fun until someone you know sees you.
Have fun:
stock·y (stÅk'Ä“)
adj., -i·er, -i·est.
Chubby; plump.
Again, Rachel Ray is fat, she's that annoying loud Sorority girl in college that at the party, you pegged, before drinking you're first beer, that you'd fuck as a last resort if late in the night you were drunk and couldn't score/were too beligerent to fuck any of the hot chicks
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#207328 - 12/18/06 10:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
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she's that annoying loud Sorority girl in college that at the party
She's chunky and she had small tits...you ever bang anything that good? I doubt it. Keep yer mouth shut nigger-word...you ain't got the distance. 
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#207329 - 12/18/06 10:10 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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No real connection to food, but I like the Travel Channel's Samantha Brown.
yes!
i've watched her show many times purely for aesthetic reasons
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#207333 - 12/19/06 06:21 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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giada sounds entirely too much like giardia to be sexy
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#207335 - 12/19/06 10:51 PM
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Giardia, it's whenna da poopa come outta ya assa for daysa. Don'ta drinka da acqua!
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#207336 - 12/19/06 11:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Nigella Lawson is where it's at. High-brow comfort food that's been on my no-list for years and she's kinda fat, but I like her and she wins in the face department. The best set kitchen on any cooking show ever. Bread pudding is Eve's apple.
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#207341 - 12/20/06 05:42 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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Giardia, it's whenna da poopa come outta ya assa for daysa. Don'ta drinka da acqua!
i'd love to find this woman in my kitchen:
worthy of the embarrassment of using a even.
Edited by Eddie Normous (12/20/06 05:44 PM)
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#207345 - 03/23/07 07:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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Time for a bump...Rachel Ray comp on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WxP6MGvO_s
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#207348 - 04/03/07 03:19 AM
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Registered: 01/12/05
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Here's a funny Rachel Ray spoof from MadTV. Nicole Parker's the actress. Very cute chick. There are three parts -- breakfast, lunch and dinner. Dinner is the best, IMO.
Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner edited together.
Breakfast.
Lunch.
Dinner.
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#207349 - 04/03/07 10:35 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/23/07
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Here's a funny Rachel Ray spoof from MadTV. Nicole Parker's the actress. Very cute chick. There are three parts -- breakfast, lunch and dinner. Dinner is the best, IMO.
Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner edited together.
Breakfast.
Lunch.
Dinner.
If those vids donit show her getting ass or throat fucked, I aint watchen 
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#207352 - 06/06/07 08:02 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/25/07
Posts: 153
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Nigella Lawson is where it's at. High-brow comfort food that's been on my no-list for years and she's kinda fat, but I like her and she wins in the face department. The best set kitchen on any cooking show ever.
I'll put her kitchen a distant second behind:
But Nigella is delightful through and through.
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#207353 - 06/06/07 08:27 AM
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Wow. Is Justin Wilson still alive? I used to love his show.
Pour a li'l mo' wine fo' de sauce... A li'l mo' wine fo' me..."
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#207356 - 06/06/07 06:58 PM
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He wasn't even a professional Chef. He was a Land Commissioner for the State of Louisiana who just loved to cook. So he did the show after he retired.
I Guar-uhn-Tee.
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#207357 - 06/06/07 09:46 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/06/04
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Nice. Rachel and Giada are the only reasons straight men watch the Food Network.
I'd add Sandra Lee to the list.
She's blonde, got great tits, and sounds like you could confuse her with basic algebra.
She's really funny if you watch her. She is pretty obviously a trophy wife type who puts together already-made things from the grocery store (and this isn't Rachael Ray hacking apart a cooked chicken for chicken salad, this is assembling a meal from selected pre-prepared parts), never finishes a show without a special cocktail (usually one part fruit juice concentrate, five parts vodka and a strawberry) and concludes with a "tablescape," which means "Go to the 99-cent store and spend $50 on crap to spread all over the table."
Hilarious.
--t
who left the TV on after "Good Eats" one afternoon and found Sandra Lee
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