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#207127 - 12/14/06 07:52 PM Mom Shops With Dog, Leaves 2yr Old In BMW
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Registered: 01/12/05
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Another Mother of the Year Contender. This one clearly knows that shopping with an infant can be annoying, but dogs obey orders better. Thats why she deserves some recognition here on the board. Way to go MOM!



Police have arrested a mother who took her dog shopping inside a Scottsdale Fashion Square department store while leaving her sleeping toddler in her car with a valet.

Gardenia Zakrzewski Johansson, 39, who told police she is a Montessori schoolteacher, was arrested on suspicion of child neglect for leaving her 2-year-old son in the car to go buy a Christmas gift and pick up some cosmetics in Neiman Marcus, according to a police report released Tuesday.

The woman arrived about 3 p.m. Monday and asked valet Quest Wolfe to watch her 2002 BMW sedan, the report states.

Wolfe told police the woman mumbled something about a baby in the car, but said he initially assumed she was talking about a dog.

Fellow valet Tyler Gocken however, asked Zakrzewski Johansson if she said there was a baby in the car, and the woman responded: “Yes. Do you think it’s wrong?” the report states.

Gocken replied, “Yeah, I think it’s wrong.”

Zakrzewski Johansson then stated she would be quick, and told the valets “don’t tell anybody.”

That prompted Gocken to look inside the car, where he noticed through the dark-tinted windows the toddler sleeping in the backseat.

Wolfe, 29, told the Tribune Tuesday he has parked thousands of cars during his 4 1/2 years as a valet for the Epic Valet company, but the incident was like nothing he had ever seen.

Gocken, 24, told police he called his mother to ask her if she thought leaving the child inside the car was wrong. She told him that it was. She also told him to call security or police, which he did.

When police arrived at the parking garage, Gocken identified Zakrzewski Johansson as she exited the store with her dog and a shopping bag, according to the report.

The shopping trip took a half-hour, according to time estimates in the report.

As Zakrzewski Johansson was questioned by police, she asked an officer “if she was in trouble.”

The officer replied, “Yes.”

Zakrzewski Johansson could not be reached for comment Tuesday.

The woman told police she asked a valet to “Please watch my son in the car” and that the valet had agreed.

Zakrzewski Johansson could not identify the valet except that he had “brown hair.” She said she planned to tip him for the service.

She told police she was going to pick up a Christmas gift, but it wasn’t gift-wrapped or ready to take home, which is why the trip took so long.

She later said she stopped by the cosmetics section to pick up eye makeup remover and ran into a friend and engaged in a brief conversation.

After she was arrested and handcuffed, she became uncooperative and at one point asked the officer to retrieve a Christmas present that was being gift-wrapped in the store, according to police.

The boy and the dog were turned over to Zakrzewski Johansson’s sister, who was contacted by police.

Zakrzewski Johansson was booked into the city jail, according to police.

Management at Neiman Marcus and mall owner Westcor declined to comment.


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#207128 - 12/14/06 09:30 PM Re: Mom Shops With Dog, Leaves 2yr Old In BMW
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Registered: 09/01/06
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I don't see a problem as long as she cracked a window. My mom used to cover my crib with a piece of plywood, set a cinder block on it, and leave me for days. Kids are more resilient than you think.

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#207129 - 12/14/06 11:04 PM Re: Mom Shops With Dog, Leaves 2yr Old In BMW
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Gocken, 24, told police he called his mother to ask her if she thought leaving the child inside the car was wrong. She told him that it was. She also told him to call security or police, which he did.







How many decisions a day does he call his mommy about?
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#207130 - 12/14/06 11:14 PM Re: Mom Shops With Dog, Leaves 2yr Old In BMW
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[zenman] I think what this whore did was reprehensible, and I'd very much like to show her the error of her ways through ruthless application of tough love via her throat. [/zenman]

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After she was arrested and handcuffed, she became uncooperative and at one point asked the officer to retrieve a Christmas present that was being gift-wrapped in the store, according to police.




That's a fine bit of journalism.
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#207131 - 12/15/06 05:09 AM Re: Mom Shops With Dog, Leaves 2yr Old In BMW
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Once when I was about ten, I was at tha mall with my mother and my twelve year old sister. I was apparently behaving badly. So my mo took my sister and I out to the car

The good old 72 Bonneville had crank up windows. She put me in the back seat and made me kneel on the seat and stick my head out the passendger side window. She then rolled the window up trapping me by the head. My arms were to short to reach the lock button or the window crank. It was kind of like a modern day rolling Medieval stock, with 8 track.

anyway, she told my sister to watch me and not to let me out no matter what, until she came back. So my sister sat up front and was the D.J. on the 8 track whilst I had my head out the window. A lady actually stopped and asked what was going on. When I told her she demanded that my sister unlock the doors and roll down the window which she refused to do. I told the lady to go away and leave us alone and that I was already in enough trouble.

My mom eventually came back out and released me. I'm surprised she did'nt drive home first then let me out. Other than having a slight sunburn (Only on my head) I was perfectly fine. Remember this was in 1978. If someone did this today they would end up on the nightly news.

The End.

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#207132 - 12/15/06 06:41 AM Re: Mom Shops With Dog, Leaves 2yr Old In BMW
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my sister sat up front and was the D.J. on the 8 track




Somewhere in my apartment I still have the following 8 tracks:

Elton Johns Greatest Hits,
A compilation of the best of "The Flip Wilson Show,
A homemade unauthorized copy of Black Sabbath's "Paranoid".

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#207133 - 12/15/06 06:49 AM Re: Mom Shops With Dog, Leaves 2yr Old In BMW
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Tara Patrick's dognapper should've stolen the kid just so we can see ac cream to the rescue.
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#207134 - 12/15/06 07:48 AM Re: Mom Shops With Dog, Leaves 2yr Old In BMW
Ernest Angley Jr. Offline
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Registered: 09/01/06
Posts: 85
Loc: cathedral buffet line
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Once when I was about ten, I was at tha mall with my mother and my twelve year old sister. I was apparently behaving badly. So my mo took my sister and I out to the car

The good old 72 Bonneville had crank up windows. She put me in the back seat and made me kneel on the seat and stick my head out the passendger side window. She then rolled the window up trapping me by the head. My arms were to short to reach the lock button or the window crank. It was kind of like a modern day rolling Medieval stock, with 8 track.

anyway, she told my sister to watch me and not to let me out no matter what, until she came back. So my sister sat up front and was the D.J. on the 8 track whilst I had my head out the window. A lady actually stopped and asked what was going on. When I told her she demanded that my sister unlock the doors and roll down the window which she refused to do. I told the lady to go away and leave us alone and that I was already in enough trouble.

My mom eventually came back out and released me. I'm surprised she did'nt drive home first then let me out. Other than having a slight sunburn (Only on my head) I was perfectly fine. Remember this was in 1978. If someone did this today they would end up on the nightly news.

The End.

PHATBOY




That's how you raise a baby. Your mother should write a book.

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#207135 - 12/15/06 09:13 AM Re: Mom Shops With Dog, Leaves 2yr Old In BMW
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Registered: 02/23/05
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The woman arrived about 3 p.m. Monday and asked valet Quest Wolfe to watch her 2002 BMW sedan, the report states.
...
Fellow valet Tyler Gocken ...




"Quest Wolfe" and "Tyler Gocken"? Hey Jeff - aren't these guys porn actors?

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#207136 - 12/15/06 02:24 PM Re: Mom Shops With Dog, Leaves 2yr Old In BMW
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Registered: 11/04/06
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Jeez, she got to hang out in mommy's BMW. When my dad used to take me into the city to bang one of his fuck buddies, I used to have to wait in the car. Ok so I was 7, but I never reported him and I turned out fine...
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#207137 - 12/15/06 05:04 PM Re: Mom Shops With Dog, Leaves 2yr Old In BMW
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[zenman] I think what this whore did was reprehensible, and I'd very much like to show her the error of her ways through ruthless application of tough love via her throat. [/zenman]





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#207138 - 12/15/06 05:28 PM Re: Mom Shops With Dog, Leaves 2yr Old In BMW
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
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In all truth, I would probably fuck that whore.
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#207139 - 12/18/06 12:03 PM Re: Mom Shops With Dog, Leaves 2yr Old In BMW
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In all truth, i'd gouge out her eyeballs and skull-fuck her for being a stupid, yuppie cunt.

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