Once when I was about ten, I was at tha mall with my mother and my twelve year old sister. I was apparently behaving badly. So my mo took my sister and I out to the car

The good old 72 Bonneville had crank up windows. She put me in the back seat and made me kneel on the seat and stick my head out the passendger side window. She then rolled the window up trapping me by the head. My arms were to short to reach the lock button or the window crank. It was kind of like a modern day rolling Medieval stock, with 8 track.

anyway, she told my sister to watch me and not to let me out no matter what, until she came back. So my sister sat up front and was the D.J. on the 8 track whilst I had my head out the window. A lady actually stopped and asked what was going on. When I told her she demanded that my sister unlock the doors and roll down the window which she refused to do. I told the lady to go away and leave us alone and that I was already in enough trouble.

My mom eventually came back out and released me. I'm surprised she did'nt drive home first then let me out. Other than having a slight sunburn (Only on my head) I was perfectly fine. Remember this was in 1978. If someone did this today they would end up on the nightly news.

The End.

PHATBOY