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#206988 - 12/14/06 04:59 PM
Does It Get Worse Than This?
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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This dude (
http://www.myspace.com/servolovesbitches )wants to be a 'porn star' requesting an application and offered to send demo tapes. People like this make me glad I came out less fucked up than him after porn.
Not only that but unlike many of you, I like El Glorioso, but this picture is hilarious. I hope this isn't you El Glori porque tengo gusto de usted mucho. RomperÃa mi corazón para saber que usted tiene que fumar este mucho.
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#206991 - 12/14/06 05:56 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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damn, why'd i waste my time avec le francais?
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#206992 - 12/14/06 06:05 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
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Gen, it's nice to know you attract such a fine class of meat puppet wanabe's. Do you think he bought that mask for the photo or has a collection ala "el glorioso"?
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#206996 - 12/14/06 06:53 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Let it never be said that I failed to translate for a lady, so this is for gonzogirl; I suppose it does get worse than this, but for right now that that faggot in the picture is the worst of all big fucking porno wannabes and it also seems to me that the queer doesn't even have enough of a dick to screw any woman. The silly son of a whore with his ridiculous mask ought to try and earn his living sucking other guys' dicks rather thinking that he could be a porn actor.Thanks to Gen for showing us the most ridiculous man in the world. Kisses and hugs to Gen.
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#206997 - 12/14/06 07:15 PM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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Gen, por que no ponieste un aviso en el thread? Yo quiero sacar mis ojos con una cuchara mohoso.
MOLDY SPOON!!!??? hahahahahahaha Realizo que todas las cosas fijadas aquÃ, éste no necesita una señal de peligro. Usted no conviene?
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#206998 - 12/14/06 07:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I took 6 years of that shit, and I still can't remember a fucking thing. Quote:
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damn, why'd i waste my time avec le francais?
Pour laissez nous parler ensemble, cherie!
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#207003 - 12/14/06 10:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Well FUCK ain't this a worldly friggin board. 
The only thing that keeps my coming back to this place is the belief that a fair number of the degenerates on this board are doing more than just typing with one hand.
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#207004 - 12/14/06 10:23 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Donna Gen...per che parlere ecchi en il linguaggio Spagnole? La belladonna Italiani devvere parlere Italiani...si? Oooops I did it AGAIN...Fuck me. Or moon me. Or even better Queen me.
Edited by ivorenginedriver (12/15/06 04:51 AM)
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#207005 - 12/14/06 10:28 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/28/06
Posts: 167
Loc: Billings,MT
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That guy actually looks the same and/or better than any male talent in your typical ALT-porn gonzo
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#207008 - 12/14/06 11:26 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Sorry my horizons haven't been broadened so can you all either type in English or get the fuck outta the country? Thanks.
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#207010 - 12/14/06 11:34 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Hey weather vane, how's it goin'? 
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#207011 - 12/14/06 11:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I have been told that my Italian sounds like Spanish with an extra vowel tossed in at the end of each word. 
I guess I should apologize... I've been told my English sounds mired in molasses. I hereby apologize to the people I've spoken to verbally.
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#207012 - 12/14/06 11:36 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 08/25/06
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#207013 - 12/14/06 11:42 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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#207014 - 12/14/06 11:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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#207016 - 12/15/06 06:30 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
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orale ese
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#207020 - 12/15/06 11:08 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...
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#207021 - 12/15/06 12:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I fully approve of all the weed, but nothing makes me laugh harder than a skinny scrawny punk who gets inked up in an attempt to look like a tough guy.
If you're a guy with this many tats, you need biceps around 30 inches in circumference or you look like an asshole. I bet he owns a full length black leather jacket and the Matrix box set.
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#207025 - 12/15/06 03:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Das ist alles! Entweder Sie aller anfangen auf Englisch schreiben, oder ich werde diese Diskussion löschen! :bananaschlagendasWurst:
Willie D, was hast du gegen deutsch ? ich hab übrigens letztens das deutsche gegenstück zu Tiffany Mynx gesehen. ich werd demnächst mal drüber berichten. ausserdem hab ich die schulmädchen reports gesehen. schonma einen von denen gesehen ?
Lol...I don't have anything against German...but it was a bitch trying to learn it in college at the same time I was trying to learn 5th Century Attic Greek. German was a little easier, I didn't have to memorize a whole new alphabet, and if I spoke it for a good 6 hours straight then drank, I usually dreamt in German. But that was 15 years ago 
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#207027 - 12/15/06 04:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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German is one of my favorite languages.
Nice avatar Padova.
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#207028 - 12/15/06 06:23 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Fuck all you all. I am 100% Americano, and I speak fluent Americanese. I also eat big juicy steaks, drive a gas guzzler, and punt small animals for fun. Somebody tell the whole world they need to learn english.
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#207031 - 12/15/06 10:16 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/01/06
Posts: 85
Loc: cathedral buffet line
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Fuck all you all. I am 100% Americano, and I speak fluent Americanese. I also eat big juicy steaks, drive a gas guzzler, and punt small animals for fun. Somebody tell the whole world they need to learn english.
Amen. Other than the occasional tongues, the King's english is all I will ever speak.
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#207032 - 12/15/06 11:16 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
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Well, it looks like marijuana is indeed a gateway drug...to douchbagery!
This picture is the most effective anti drug propaganda I have ever seen. Those pathetic anti marijuana commercials should just show this picture and state "Kids if you smoke you will become this".
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#207033 - 12/16/06 08:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Fuck all you all. I am 100% Americano, and I speak fluent Americanese. I also eat big juicy steaks, drive a gas guzzler, and punt small animals for fun. Somebody tell the whole world they need to learn english.
Amen. Other than the occasional tongues, the King's english [sic] is all I will ever speak.
American's don't speak "the King's English" dumbshit...think about it.
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#207035 - 12/16/06 05:37 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/01/06
Posts: 85
Loc: cathedral buffet line
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Fuck all you all. I am 100% Americano, and I speak fluent Americanese. I also eat big juicy steaks, drive a gas guzzler, and punt small animals for fun. Somebody tell the whole world they need to learn english.
Amen. Other than the occasional tongues, the King's english [sic] is all I will ever speak.
American's don't speak "the King's English" dumbshit...think about it.
Oh the pain!
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#207036 - 12/17/06 04:57 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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In pain Rev? Let me help you with that. Heal! Heal! Devil out! Devil out! Heal! Heeeaaaal!
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