Now---if John Bobbitt didn't get castrated,perhaps this most horrid thing could have happened to the haplessly unlucky tabloid media superstar(had he still been up to to what he previously was).
Needless to say,I absolutely don't ever wish this horrid thing on anyone,because it's too sickening to even imagine it in anyone's sights.
Yuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!