Kids in the Hall, grizz? You're gonna get me all misty for Phil Hartman and News Radio next! Loved the Hartman.

I think think the real lesson is that trying to keep up with Ashley's voracious sexual appetite is a bad idea if you're a mere mortal. Failure will leave you a broken husk of a man, with shriveled testes, constant nightmarish visions of gaping shitholes that you can never seem to fill and a certain aroma of hobo. At least, that's my take on it. I could be reading too much in to it.