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#206870 - 12/14/06 08:38 AM i KNOW who Simp is
Norwigan Offline
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Registered: 01/06/05
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After tracking simp, windsock and all the other alias down to a common isp provider i maneged to get the adress printet out to me

its nowhone els than the red haired talkshowhost (dont remember hes name) but its a awkward skinny red haired gue

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#206871 - 12/14/06 12:45 PM Re: i KNOW who Simp is
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Registered: 11/04/06
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Okay, redheaded TV guys...

Richie from Happy Days? Conan? Aw, this is too hard. I give up. Besides, Windsock's funny. Especially when he's
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#206872 - 12/14/06 12:53 PM Re: i KNOW who Simp is
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Simp was the best, followed by CAOH. Windsock is ok.
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#206873 - 12/14/06 02:16 PM Re: i KNOW who Simp is
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
When you saw the address, how did you know it belonged to a tv host? I'm confused.
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#206874 - 12/14/06 02:18 PM Re: i KNOW who Simp is
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damm fo real? simp conan? a nigg love that conan. that pasty nigga manke a nigga bust guts.

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#206875 - 12/14/06 02:32 PM Re: i KNOW who Simp is
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Registered: 11/28/06
Posts: 167
Loc: Billings,MT
Quote:

After tracking simp, windsock and all the other alias down to a common isp provider i maneged to get the adress printet out to me

its nowhone els than the red haired talkshowhost (dont remember hes name) but its a awkward skinny red haired gue




The fact that anyone reads that butchering of the English language and takes it seriously is beyond me.
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#206876 - 12/14/06 02:33 PM Re: i KNOW who Simp is
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
We got Conan and the chick from the Grey's Anatomy posting here. It's official. Norwigan says so. Would a poster lie in The Monkey Cage?

It's Conan. Or Dr Phil in a corset and red wig, learning about whole new dysfunctions.

This place is just like "Horrywood!"
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#206877 - 12/14/06 02:40 PM Re: i KNOW who Simp is
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#206878 - 12/14/06 02:48 PM Re: i KNOW who Simp is
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Carrot Flop isn't funny or brilliant enough to be Simp. What's going on with his eyebrows? His are waxed more precisely than mine and any chula in Echo Park combined.
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#206879 - 12/14/06 02:49 PM Re: i KNOW who Simp is
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Registered: 11/04/06
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Not fucking Carrot Cock. Jesus. I was with a whore in Vegas a few years back, and she fucked that dude. It was like her life ambition. We just couldn't get that one to scan at all. Ron Jeremy put the moves on her, and she ducked out and went off with Hof and Sunny to meet Carrot cock and wham! She fucked the dude. Lesser of two evils, I guess.



No one else wanted any part of her after that!
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#206880 - 12/14/06 02:58 PM Re: i KNOW who Simp is
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Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
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Ron Jeremy put the moves on her, and she ducked out and went off with Hof and Sunny to meet Carrot cock and wham! She fucked the dude. Lesser of two evils, I guess.



No one else wanted any part of her after that!




Apparently comedians also have groupies.

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#206881 - 12/14/06 03:32 PM Re: i KNOW who Simp is
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Carrot Top is supposedly a patron of the working girls.

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#206882 - 12/14/06 03:45 PM Re: i KNOW who Simp is
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Carrot Top is supposedly a patron of the working girls.




I place trust in Conky. He is good people. Carrol Top definitely fornicates with hookers regularly. I think all celebrities do A to Z. Who else could they possibly relate top sexually in trhe fun zone? I bet even Paul Newman and Joan Woodward had morte than a few 'Eyes Wide Shut' parties over the course of their marriafge.

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#206883 - 12/14/06 03:51 PM Re: i KNOW who Simp is
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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Quote:

After tracking simp, windsock and all the other alias down to a common isp provider i maneged to get the adress printet out to me

its nowhone els than the red haired talkshowhost (dont remember hes name) but its a awkward skinny red haired gue




100% bullshit...thanks for wasting 2 minutes of my life.

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#206884 - 12/14/06 06:35 PM Re: i KNOW who Simp is
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Registered: 01/06/05
Posts: 67


"The fact that anyone reads that butchering of the English language and takes it seriously is beyond me."

The fact that u didnt read/understand" ***DISCLAIMER*** The Monkey Cage is about satire. Nothing posted here should ever be considered fact. XXX Porn Talk makes no endorsement of the Monkey or his cage. " isNT beyond me, but i still find it kind off sad

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#206885 - 12/14/06 06:40 PM Re: i KNOW who Simp is
Norwigan Offline
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Registered: 01/06/05
Posts: 67

100% bullshit...thanks for wasting 2 minutes of my life.




omg u got me bad man

And yeah he is Conan i remember a shoe he did in whitch he said o why why why several times, but the thing is in the rehersal before the show e "slipt" one time and stated doing these funny noises efter the why why whys now thats a true story folks!

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#206886 - 12/14/06 07:02 PM Re: i KNOW who Simp is
Norwigan Offline
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Registered: 01/06/05
Posts: 67





The fact that anyone reads that butchering of the English language and takes it seriously is beyond me.




The fact that u didnt read "***DISCLAIMER*** The Monkey Cage is about satire. Nothing posted here should ever be considered fact. XXX Porn Talk makes no endorsement of the Monkey or his cage. " is beyond me

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#206887 - 12/14/06 07:16 PM Re: i KNOW who Simp is
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Registered: 11/28/06
Posts: 167
Loc: Billings,MT
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The fact that anyone reads that butchering of the English language and takes it seriously is beyond me.




The fact that u didnt read "***DISCLAIMER*** The Monkey Cage is about satire. Nothing posted here should ever be considered fact. XXX Porn Talk makes no endorsement of the Monkey or his cage. " is beyond me




Kill Yourself

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#206888 - 12/14/06 10:10 PM Re: i KNOW who Simp is
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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100% bullshit...thanks for wasting 2 minutes of my life.




omg u got me bad man

And yeah he is Conan i remember a shoe he did in whitch he said o why why why several times, but the thing is in the rehersal before the show e "slipt" one time and stated doing these funny noises efter the why why whys now thats a true story folks!



So...your conclusion after almost 2 years of research is that Simp et. al. is really Conan O'Brien? Do you remember which "shoe" he was doing when your two remaining synapses fired and came to this conclusion?

I take back what I said...make that 3 minutes. How do you know that I wasn't Simp...I've got his avatar and all...
Does that convince you douchebag?

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