As an avid NBA Basketball fan, it's great to see a young man with devout principles and strong work ethic such as Dwight Howard excel in the league.
The last thing this guy needs is a pill-popping trainwreck hanger-on conning her way into his life as a lost lamb yearning for salvation.
Someone tell Mary Cary that religion isn't a fashion accessory, and ask her to please not fuck the kid up.

I'm sure Shawn Kemp would be a readily available and more appropriate object of her affections.