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finals are running my butt into the ground. she sneaked a finger into my booty, though. i don't know if i liked it. felt like i had to take a shit. i don't even need intercourse.



You are quite obviously heterosexually challenged.
Once you settle your anal confliction,report to Squirt LimpW00ds myspace page and allow him to dress you down in a manner that befits a complete and total shitstreak.No matter how much he claims that your crew is straight and normal..just know that my words here and the inner voices that compel you to thrust your facial cavities directly onto the snotty end of dick, completely and totally justify your existence and as so much qualify you and Locktwat as a civally unionized pair of fuck buddys.

atta bitch!
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