I've had a few human "footstools"...generally they are overrated, the novelty wears off within 3 months (at best....2 days at worst) unless she's a Sarah Silverman/Martha Stewart/Courtney Cummz/Benazir Bhutto combination clone....then you might get a year's worth of entertaining slavery....

But given the fact that even Random admits he is as interested in your pussy as the rest of the perverted intelligentsia that hang here at XPT (i.e. those of us porn viewers who steadfastly admit they would still rather see Holly on film than any of today's ...."starlets"), I'd say you should have ample choices/candidates for having something/someone slightly less-demeaning than a footstool but still really, selfishly decadent and immorally entertaining/pleasurable. Hire a "male intern" to follow you around the office and sets...that's more respectable than "Footstool" and your Mum would no doubt approve...

Has Luke posted the "Position Available"-type article yet on LIB? I'm too sick to move my mouse that far to the left...