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A message I just recieved on Myspace:

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Top o' the mornin' to you;

i like Your name. ) Accidentally, i came across Your website and liked the layout and the pictures, as well the things You wrote.

i don't sent You this email to insult or offend You, but i am a submissive man. It is my sincere desire to offer You my devotion and submission to earn the privilege to serve at Your feet. i am very honest and dependable and You ALWAYS can be certain that i would treat You with the most possible respect.

In other words, i want to be Your new pet!!

It is my desire to fulfill Your wishes, regardless of what it is. If You want me to wash Your car, i would be very honored to do it, or housework, garden work, running errands, laundry, computer work, chaufeuring, or simply being Your foot stool.

i live in the greater L.A. area and i would be very honored if You would ever allow me such opportunity. If You think this could be fun or at least interesting, i would love to hear back from You.



Should I take him up on it? I was considering buying an ottoman this Christmas, but a living footstool! Hmmm...



That's all very interesting, but on to more pressing matters...

Bald or trimmed -- which is it, love?

P.S. I seem to recall another post from an unknown person (from MySpace, maybe) that had every "you" capitalized. Was that here, or am I thinking of someplace else?
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