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#206561 - 12/12/06 02:10 PM
I DO need a personal assistant....
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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A message I just recieved on Myspace: Quote:
Top o' the mornin' to you; 
i like Your name. ) Accidentally, i came across Your website and liked the layout and the pictures, as well the things You wrote.
i don't sent You this email to insult or offend You, but i am a submissive man. It is my sincere desire to offer You my devotion and submission to earn the privilege to serve at Your feet. i am very honest and dependable and You ALWAYS can be certain that i would treat You with the most possible respect.
In other words, i want to be Your new pet!!
It is my desire to fulfill Your wishes, regardless of what it is. If You want me to wash Your car, i would be very honored to do it, or housework, garden work, running errands, laundry, computer work, chaufeuring, or simply being Your foot stool.
i live in the greater L.A. area and i would be very honored if You would ever allow me such opportunity. If You think this could be fun or at least interesting, i would love to hear back from You.
Should I take him up on it? I was considering buying an ottoman this Christmas, but a living footstool! Hmmm...
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#206562 - 12/12/06 02:17 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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well i still want you to be my mentor.
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#206564 - 12/12/06 02:38 PM
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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was it from the toe jam guy or the minion?
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#206565 - 12/12/06 03:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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Quote:
A message I just recieved on Myspace:
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Top o' the mornin' to you;
i like Your name. ) Accidentally, i came across Your website and liked the layout and the pictures, as well the things You wrote.
i don't sent You this email to insult or offend You, but i am a submissive man. It is my sincere desire to offer You my devotion and submission to earn the privilege to serve at Your feet. i am very honest and dependable and You ALWAYS can be certain that i would treat You with the most possible respect.
In other words, i want to be Your new pet!!
It is my desire to fulfill Your wishes, regardless of what it is. If You want me to wash Your car, i would be very honored to do it, or housework, garden work, running errands, laundry, computer work, chaufeuring, or simply being Your foot stool.
i live in the greater L.A. area and i would be very honored if You would ever allow me such opportunity. If You think this could be fun or at least interesting, i would love to hear back from You.
Should I take him up on it? I was considering buying an ottoman this Christmas, but a living footstool! Hmmm...
Make him your minion. Wanker had alot of fun with his. You can have fun with your own personal minion.
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#206566 - 12/12/06 03:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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It is my desire to fulfill Your wishes, regardless of what it is. If You want me to wash Your car, i would be very honored to do it, or housework, garden work, running errands, laundry, computer work, chaufeuring, or simply being Your foot stool.
You know who it from... 
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#206568 - 12/12/06 09:12 PM
Re: I DO need a personal assistant....
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Quote:
A message I just recieved on Myspace:
Quote:
Top o' the mornin' to you;
i like Your name. ) Accidentally, i came across Your website and liked the layout and the pictures, as well the things You wrote.
i don't sent You this email to insult or offend You, but i am a submissive man. It is my sincere desire to offer You my devotion and submission to earn the privilege to serve at Your feet. i am very honest and dependable and You ALWAYS can be certain that i would treat You with the most possible respect.
In other words, i want to be Your new pet!!
It is my desire to fulfill Your wishes, regardless of what it is. If You want me to wash Your car, i would be very honored to do it, or housework, garden work, running errands, laundry, computer work, chaufeuring, or simply being Your foot stool.
i live in the greater L.A. area and i would be very honored if You would ever allow me such opportunity. If You think this could be fun or at least interesting, i would love to hear back from You.
Should I take him up on it? I was considering buying an ottoman this Christmas, but a living footstool! Hmmm...
That's all very interesting, but on to more pressing matters...
Bald or trimmed -- which is it, love?
P.S. I seem to recall another post from an unknown person (from MySpace, maybe) that had every "you" capitalized. Was that here, or am I thinking of someplace else?
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#206570 - 12/13/06 12:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I've had a few human "footstools"...generally they are overrated, the novelty wears off within 3 months (at best....2 days at worst) unless she's a Sarah Silverman/Martha Stewart/Courtney Cummz/Benazir Bhutto combination clone....then you might get a year's worth of entertaining slavery....
But given the fact that even Random admits he is as interested in your pussy as the rest of the perverted intelligentsia that hang here at XPT (i.e. those of us porn viewers who steadfastly admit they would still rather see Holly on film than any of today's ...."starlets"), I'd say you should have ample choices/candidates for having something/someone slightly less-demeaning than a footstool but still really, selfishly decadent and immorally entertaining/pleasurable. Hire a "male intern" to follow you around the office and sets...that's more respectable than "Footstool" and your Mum would no doubt approve...
Has Luke posted the "Position Available"-type article yet on LIB? I'm too sick to move my mouse that far to the left... 
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