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Leah Luv: Anyway...the metal comes off in June. So fuck all of you.



Leah, are you sure you want the braces removed? They are your trademark. They are what makes Leah Luv, Leah Luv. If you take them off, you'll be just another diminutive, blonde cum-guzzler. Where would Fonzie have been without his leather jacket? Where would Kim Jong Il be without his whacked out coif? Where would Hitler have been without his mustache? Where would Karen Carpenter have been without her anorexia. I urge you to reconsider.
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