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#206352 - 12/11/06 10:56 AM Nicole Ritchie
Michelle Aston Offline
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Registered: 08/05/06
Posts: 65
Loc: Skid Row, CA, USA
DUI what an idiot.
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#206353 - 12/11/06 11:10 AM Re: Nicole Ritchie
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I saw an article that said she was 84 lbs at her arrest, and was zonked on vicodin. Couldn't have taken much.

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#206354 - 12/11/06 11:41 AM Re: Nicole Ritchie
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maybe drinking would be good for her. lots of calories, you know. she's too damn skinny, even by hot drugged-out whore standards.
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#206355 - 12/11/06 01:35 PM Re: Nicole Ritchie
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Registered: 11/04/06
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At her weight, I'd guess she walked past a restaurant where the wine waiter had just opened a bottle. One passing inhalation of vapor was enough to put her over the limit.

Wonder if those scrawny legs of hers are even able to walk in a straight line without any muscle to help them?
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#206356 - 12/11/06 01:56 PM Re: Nicole Ritchie
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Can't these people afford drivers so they can and
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#206357 - 12/11/06 01:57 PM Re: Nicole Ritchie
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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maybe drinking would be good for her. lots of calories, you know. she's too damn skinny, even by hot drugged-out whore standards.




Poor Nicole should have read the research. While carbs in beer can get you, hard liquor doesn't pack on lbs.

Research on Alcohol, Calories & Weight

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#206358 - 12/11/06 04:52 PM Re: Nicole Ritchie
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Registered: 12/09/05
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lord this is irrelevant. i'm too young to know, but was there ever a time when news sources such as newspapers and tv actually had a thing called news in them? was there a time when not every story had to be about celebrities, or in this case, adopted daughters of former celebrities?

was there a time when tv news didn't have to ensure every story was somehow related to the target market? 50,000 people can die in a natural disaster, but unless an autralian is involved it will barely make the evening news, being bumped by which football player got drunk at a nightclub over the weekend.

was there a time when newspapers reported news without putting a spin on it, depending on political allegiance: recent g20 protests in melbourne- the age, lefty paper: "peaceful protest marred by a few extremists, example of democracy in action"; the herald sun, owned by murdoch, right-leaning/populist view: "thugs! criminals! all protesters are naive students (wasting the tax payers dollars!) or immigrants!"

typically student rhetoric, i know. and already i'm looking forward to the soup's comments on nicole. so i can't really claim any moral supremacy.


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#206359 - 12/11/06 05:00 PM Re: Nicole Ritchie
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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lord this is irrelevant. i'm too young to know, but was there ever a time when news sources such as newspapers and tv actually had a thing called news in them? was there a time when not every story had to be about celebrities, or in this case, adopted daughters of former celebrities?

was there a time when tv news didn't have to ensure every story was somehow related to the target market? 50,000 people can die in a natural disaster, but unless an autralian is involved it will barely make the evening news, being bumped by which football player got drunk at a nightclub over the weekend.

was there a time when newspapers reported news without putting a spin on it, depending on political allegiance: recent g20 protests in melbourne- the age, lefty paper: "peaceful protest marred by a few extremists, example of democracy in action"; the herald sun, owned by murdoch, right-leaning/populist view: "thugs! criminals! all protesters are naive students (wasting the tax payers dollars!) or immigrants!"

typically student rhetoric, i know. and already i'm looking forward to the soup's comments on nicole. so i can't really claim any moral supremacy.


she looks pretty fucking hot in her mugshot, actually.
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#206360 - 12/11/06 06:40 PM Re: Nicole Ritchie
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Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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lord this is irrelevant. i'm too young to know, but was there ever a time when news sources such as newspapers and tv actually had a thing called news in them? was there a time when not every story had to be about celebrities, or in this case, adopted daughters of former celebrities?

was there a time when tv news didn't have to ensure every story was somehow related to the target market? 50,000 people can die in a natural disaster, but unless an autralian is involved it will barely make the evening news, being bumped by which football player got drunk at a nightclub over the weekend.

was there a time when newspapers reported news without putting a spin on it, depending on political allegiance: recent g20 protests in melbourne- the age, lefty paper: "peaceful protest marred by a few extremists, example of democracy in action"; the herald sun, owned by murdoch, right-leaning/populist view: "thugs! criminals! all protesters are naive students (wasting the tax payers dollars!) or immigrants!"

typically student rhetoric, i know. and already i'm looking forward to the soup's comments on nicole. so i can't really claim any moral supremacy.


she looks pretty fucking hot in her mugshot, actually.




goddamm she purdy.

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#206361 - 12/11/06 07:31 PM Re: Nicole Ritchie
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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DUI what an idiot.





Finally...20 years later...I find the bitch who stole my Vuarnets.

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#206362 - 12/11/06 07:33 PM Re: Nicole Ritchie
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Finally...20 years later...I find the bitch who stole my Vuarnets.




Bro I have the same pair in tortoise shell.

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#206363 - 12/11/06 08:32 PM Re: Nicole Ritchie
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Quote:


Finally...20 years later...I find the bitch who stole my Vuarnets.




Bro I have the same pair in tortoise shell.


that's hot.
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#206364 - 12/12/06 06:53 AM Re: Nicole Ritchie
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Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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DUI what an idiot.





The girl ain't bright, but i'd still stick it in her butt.

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#206365 - 12/12/06 12:13 PM Re: Nicole Ritchie
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Registered: 06/02/03
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#206366 - 12/12/06 12:17 PM Re: Nicole Ritchie
pinupmutant Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
Awww...she gets a DUI and doesn't even have the courtesy to "accidentally" flash her snatch at the paparazzi in the process? Boo. hiss.

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#206367 - 12/12/06 12:19 PM Re: Nicole Ritchie
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
I prefer this one:

1 Bourbon - 1 Scotch - 1 Beer
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#206368 - 12/12/06 12:20 PM Re: Nicole Ritchie
TMonty Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
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The girl ain't bright, but i'd still stick it in her butt.











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#206369 - 12/12/06 01:00 PM Re: Nicole Ritchie
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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Awww...she gets a DUI and doesn't even have the courtesy to "accidentally" flash her snatch at the paparazzi in the process? Boo. hiss.


once she gets back out of rehab, i'm sure one night out with paris will take care of that.
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#206370 - 12/12/06 08:38 PM Re: Nicole Ritchie
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Maybe she should get a boob job to complete her fucked up look. She needs some bread and butter.









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#206371 - 12/12/06 08:50 PM Re: Nicole Ritchie
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Registered: 11/28/06
Posts: 167
Loc: Billings,MT
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Maybe she should get a boob job to complete her fucked up look. She needs some bread and butter.





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I'd hit it, I love skinny bitches, they make your cock look bigger.
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#206372 - 12/12/06 08:50 PM Re: Nicole Ritchie
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Maybe she should get a boob job to complete her fucked up look




You mean parts of her are REAL?!?!?!?

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#206373 - 12/12/06 08:52 PM Re: Nicole Ritchie
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Next she'll go into therapy, write a book, and start lecturing the rest of us how to take care of ourselves.
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#206374 - 12/12/06 09:40 PM Re: Nicole Ritchie
Michelle Aston Offline
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Registered: 08/05/06
Posts: 65
Loc: Skid Row, CA, USA
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Quote:

Maybe she should get a boob job to complete her fucked up look




You mean parts of her are REAL?!?!?!?




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#206375 - 12/12/06 09:48 PM Re: Nicole Ritchie
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Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Maybe Jeff should get Nicole Ritchie to do American Gokkun? She's so thin, we could see one load of sperm coarse its way down her throat and entire digestive tract as one big lump.

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#206376 - 12/23/06 06:05 PM Re: Nicole Ritchie
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Registered: 09/01/06
Posts: 85
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DUI what an idiot.





Finally...20 years later...I find the bitch who stole my Vuarnets.




I got the exact same pair bro! *HIGH FIVE*

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