Jesus tittyfucking Christ, if everyone else can post incoherent nonsensical bullshit so can I! I've been drinking double Dark Rum and Coke all fuckin' night. (AKA Double Dark and Dirty)

The wife borught home a chick and all I can think about is checking out XPT?!?! What the fuck is wrong with me? Seriously, what is it about this group of social misfits and sexual fruitbats that is so endearing? Only god knows, gimme a minute I'll ask him....