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#20585 - 04/14/04 10:11 PM Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
The concept is simple: put words in the mouths of the whores. This is just for fun. There are no prizes. JM Productions reserves the right to use any and all suggestions for subsuquent releases of Gutter Mouths.

Example:
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

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#20586 - 04/14/04 10:12 PM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Forgot to give my suggestion:

"Could I borrow some self-respect. I seem to have lost mine."

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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

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#20587 - 04/15/04 05:22 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
How bout' this one
"Ashley Blue got a BMW and all I got was my asshole split open!"

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#20588 - 04/15/04 05:23 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

How bout' this one
"Ashley Blue got a BMW and all I got was my asshole split open!"




I like. I like.
_________________________
"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

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#20589 - 04/15/04 05:27 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
Or this one
"Hey whats your name!Wanna throat fuck me?"

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#20590 - 04/15/04 05:33 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
Maybe this!
"All ten of you can cum inside me! My dad owns an abortion clinic"

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#20591 - 04/15/04 05:38 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
This one is the best!
"I have a tattoo of Byron Long on my prolapsed colon! Wanna' see?"

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#20592 - 04/15/04 05:47 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
How about this?!
"Now that I'm 18 I can sell my dignity to JM, instead of giving it to my stepdad for free!"

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#20593 - 04/15/04 05:49 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

How about this?!
"Now that I'm 18 I can sell my dignity to JM, instead of giving it to my stepdad for free!"


_________________________
"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

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#20594 - 04/15/04 05:49 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
"If I weren't cheap, I'd be worthless."
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

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#20595 - 04/15/04 05:54 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
This one is priceless!
"I have only done three anal scenes and two DP's for JM and I have already made fifty dollars!"

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#20596 - 04/15/04 06:00 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
Try this one!
"I can beat Rod Stewarts record any day!"

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#20597 - 04/15/04 06:33 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Don't worry guys I take Cash or Crank!

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#20598 - 04/15/04 06:54 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

How bout' this one
"Ashley Blue got a BMW and all I got was my asshole split open!"




Funny stuff.
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all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose

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#20599 - 04/19/04 10:28 PM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I'm reviving this thread because I'm bored.

"I prefer anonymous sex because remembering names makes my head hurt. "
_________________________
"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

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#20600 - 04/23/04 04:11 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Yes you can fuck me in the ass again, but this time don't use icy hot as the lube!

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#20601 - 04/23/04 01:47 PM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
"You can't do that.. your not my daddy"

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#20602 - 04/23/04 01:49 PM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
"Wanna see my pink sock?"

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#20603 - 04/25/04 01:50 PM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
How bout this...."My mom and I both agree that my brothers cum and dads cum both taste the same"

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#20604 - 04/25/04 05:41 PM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Lick my plate dogdick!
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"Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"

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#20605 - 04/25/04 06:13 PM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
"Harder Daddy, Harder!"

"You're bigger than my Boyfriend!"

"You Taste Better Than My Husband!"

"You Spit and I'll Swallow!"
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"If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock

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#20606 - 04/25/04 06:17 PM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Look Daddy, I finally settled on a career! "
_________________________
"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

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#20607 - 04/25/04 06:34 PM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
Sir Greenly Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/03/03
Posts: 255
Loc: DoodyVille
Oui, eet ees a good Canadian HIV test, Darren! Red bumps?What red bumps?

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#20608 - 04/26/04 11:14 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
"I'll fuck all your friends if you let me suck your cock."
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"If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock

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#20609 - 04/26/04 07:42 PM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
Owen S Mouth Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
"Unlike all the others, I really had a normal childhood"

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#20610 - 04/26/04 07:45 PM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
"Aren't you lucky my daddy abandoned me?"
_________________________
"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

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#20611 - 04/26/04 07:47 PM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
Owen S Mouth Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
"My boyfriend really respects me and my career and has been especially supportive in money management"

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#20612 - 04/26/04 07:49 PM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
Owen S Mouth Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
"I'm just doing this until my mainstream career takes off"

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#20613 - 04/26/04 08:40 PM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
" and who said 7 years of high school wouldn't pay off? If only only my principal could see me now.....ohh wait he can, YAY!"

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#20614 - 04/30/04 03:22 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
"I know one thing is for sure, I'll never die of brain cancer."
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

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#20615 - 04/30/04 06:01 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
whore humiliator Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/04/04
Posts: 122
"It's not my fault my whole family smokes crack!" - This is an actual quote from a disgruntled whore me and some of the boys worked over a few years back.


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#20616 - 04/30/04 06:04 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
whore humiliator Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/04/04
Posts: 122
Then this whores older sister came over to give us another round of jaw...her words of wisdom to her little sis:

"damn, if was gonna blow all these guys i'd at least make one of 'em fuck me or something."

It was priceless.......and it was in a trailor park to boot!

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#20617 - 04/30/04 07:13 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
The Gape Keeper Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/27/04
Posts: 91
Loc: The Dirty Old West
Here is a few

" Whorelight Special In Trailer Lot 10 "
" Those jocks were right I do like 2 dicks at the same time"
" Daddy always told me I was fit to be a star"
" I am so pretty all the boys want me"
" You told me you would be my boy-friend if I fucked your friends "

" Don't call me a Whore you made me do it "
" Daddy says his friends like me the best "
" Ouch that one is still sore "
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Nice To Gape You

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#20618 - 05/01/04 12:27 PM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
This sure beats my last job when all I got to say is "Can I supersize your fries?"
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" Bitch, not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you. "- Gia Jordan response to pornactorforhire

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#20619 - 05/01/04 12:55 PM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
Saevus Maximus Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
"My daddy sez I have stroke value ."
_________________________
"Rape one baby and they label you a child molester. It's a cruel world brother." Skeeter Kerkove

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#20620 - 05/06/04 03:25 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
"If it weren't for blow jobs, I wouldn't have any job at all! "
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

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#20621 - 05/06/04 03:57 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
I haven't worked since the HIV outbreak so if you get me some crank you can fuck me in the ass.

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#20622 - 05/13/04 04:25 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
"I have a sore throat. Would you ream it with your cock? "
_________________________
"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

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#20623 - 05/13/04 05:28 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
"Paris Hilton is my role model!"

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#20624 - 05/13/04 05:33 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
"After I finished my double anal scene Mr. Steward told me not to worry, "The check is in the mail"".

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#20625 - 05/13/04 05:35 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
"I only had to fuck thirty guys to earn enough money for bus fare back to Canada! Thats why I love America!"

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#20626 - 05/13/04 05:37 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Those all rock dude.
_________________________
"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

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#20627 - 05/13/04 05:53 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
"I hope you all dont mind fucking me on the floor. My boyfriend gets mad when he comes home and the bed sheets are all stained!"

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#20628 - 05/13/04 11:30 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
The Gape Keeper Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/27/04
Posts: 91
Loc: The Dirty Old West
some more fuckin Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths

1. Your dick tastes like my daddy's
2. What does compliance mean ?
3. I am going to community college at night
4. not everyone can be on friends
5. this has been one of the most rewarding exxxperiences of
my life !
6. Dont Do Drugs, this is your brain on cock
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Nice To Gape You

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#20629 - 05/13/04 11:44 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
dude, those rule too.

My humble offering:
"Of course I love you. Now bitch slap me."
_________________________
"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

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#20630 - 05/13/04 11:51 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
That’s OK I enjoy being donkey punched.

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#20631 - 05/14/04 03:15 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
"My daddy's friend says cum is good for a sore throat. "
_________________________
"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

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#20632 - 05/14/04 07:29 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
"More nutrients than a V-8."
"Mister, thats a huge straw."
"Eww.This aint no magic lamp and this aint no genie coming out."
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#20633 - 05/14/04 08:44 AM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
When you guys finish thrashing my anus can one of you drop me off at school?

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#20634 - 05/14/04 01:42 PM Re: Speech bubbles suggestons for Gutter Mouths
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
"There's nothing that says love like a good throat fucking. "
_________________________
"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

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