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#205740 - 12/09/06 07:57 AM Attention all male board members
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
Let's find an internet pornograffy clip we all agree is sexy and arousing and let's all jack off to it together at a pre appointed time. I think it would be neat. A board happening, like better than the chats. We'll all cum together and we'll all know we've cum together together simultaneous.


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#205741 - 12/09/06 09:14 AM Re: Attention all male board members
damaged Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
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Let's find an internet pornograffy clip we all agree is sexy and arousing and let's all jack off to it together at a pre appointed time. I think it would be neat. A board happening, like better than the chats. We'll all cum together and we'll all know we've cum together together simultaneous.







Face the truth, windsuck. You really want to be the victim at the next AB shoot. It's O.K., really. Some faggots need to feel connected to many, many men at once so they can feel worthy. I know because I've seen your kind lurking towards the back at gangbangs and bukkake shoots, just mesmerized by all the men.
Dicks are for chicks, you silly faggot.
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#205742 - 12/09/06 09:27 AM Re: Attention all male board members
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
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Face the truth, windsuck. You really want to be the victim at the next AB shoot. It's O.K., really. Some faggots need to feel connected to many, many men at once so they can feel worthy. I know because I've seen your kind lurking towards the back at gangbangs and bukkake shoots, just mesmerized by all the men.
Dicks are for chicks, you silly faggot.




If you weren't interested, there's no reason for you to reply, sir. And I take great exception to your baseless characterization of my person. Great exception indeed.

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#205743 - 12/09/06 09:37 AM Re: Attention all male board members
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I'm concerned that if everyone jerked off and came at once, we'd kick off some cock-based butterfly effect and Australia would end up under water. Or something.

Besides, discussing simultaneous multiple male orgasms while jerking off solo should be the preserve of men who wear leather vests and regularly wax their moustaches.
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#205744 - 12/09/06 09:57 AM Re: Attention all male board members
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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I'm concerned that if everyone jerked off and came at once, we'd kick off some cock-based butterfly effect and Australia would end up under water. Or something.





I immediately had a similar fear, but one more along the lines of 'If everyone in China jumped off a chair at the same time...'.

Let's face it, we've all seen the immense psychological and spiritual damage multiple ejaculations can do in American Bukkake/Gokkun. Even Jeff Steward knows better than to fuck around with multiple simultaneous ejaculations...the consequences would be unthinkable.

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#205745 - 12/09/06 10:19 AM Re: Attention all male board members
TMonty Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
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Even Jeff Steward knows better than to fuck around with multiple simultaneous ejaculations...the consequences would be unthinkable.



There are some esoteric dumbasses who believe it will bring world peace: www.globalorgasm.org

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#205746 - 12/09/06 11:12 AM Re: Attention all male board members
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Let's find an internet pornograffy clip we all agree is sexy and arousing and let's all jack off to it together at a pre appointed time. I think it would be neat. A board happening, like better than the chats. We'll all cum together and we'll all know we've cum together together simultaneous.







When you pleasure yourself, do you USUALLY visualize an army of young men vigourously masturbating themselves to orgasm? Just wonderin'
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#205747 - 12/09/06 12:59 PM Re: Attention all male board members
Hyde Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
Fuck these uptight homophobes Windsock. Let's just you and me do it!
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#205748 - 12/09/06 01:13 PM Re: Attention all male board members
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
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Fuck these uptight homophobes Windsock. Let's just you and me do it!




I think it's terrific you say that, but I'd be more comfortable if a few more men agreed to join us. At least 5 more. Nothing personal, William, but I'm looking for a communal thing. With just you an I it has no dimension but faggery.
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#205749 - 12/09/06 01:14 PM Re: Attention all male board members
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo


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#205750 - 12/09/06 11:03 PM Re: Attention all male board members
Y-T Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...

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#205751 - 12/09/06 11:13 PM Re: Attention all male board members
N-Word Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/28/06
Posts: 167
Loc: Billings,MT
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#205752 - 12/10/06 05:33 AM Re: Attention all male board members
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Strange to exclude from the invite Holly Randall,Gia, gonzogirl, Gen, MiaRose, Sierra Sinn and other female posters? I hope the dudes here won't be offended to know that I would prefer to share their company.

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#205753 - 12/10/06 09:45 PM Re: Attention all male board members
girlvirginguy Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/07/06
Posts: 45
Loc: dont jack my avitar
Like you fellas have never wanted to do that together, or ever thought about it. Yeah right. As sure as I am of downing my fourth bologna sandwich while typing this out, Windsock is cool in my book. Brotha, gimme a time and a date and I'm with ya.




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#205754 - 12/11/06 04:24 AM Re: Attention all male board members
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
You know, I'd like to join you but...umm...let's see here...I...no, he'll never believe that one...okay, I got one...I gave up masturbation for Lent.(yeah, that sounds good)
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#205755 - 12/12/06 01:41 PM Re: Attention all male board members
Saevus Maximus Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
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Quote:

Let's find an internet pornograffy clip we all agree is sexy and arousing and let's all jack off to it together at a pre appointed time. I think it would be neat. A board happening, like better than the chats. We'll all cum together and we'll all know we've cum together together simultaneous.







Face the truth, windsuck. You really want to be the victim at the next AB shoot. It's O.K., really. Some faggots need to feel connected to many, many men at once so they can feel worthy. I know because I've seen your kind lurking towards the back at gangbangs and bukkake shoots, just mesmerized by all the men.
Dicks are for chicks, you silly faggot.




Somewhere Brandon Iron is jerking off to this post.
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#205756 - 12/12/06 01:43 PM Re: Attention all male board members
Saevus Maximus Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
Quote:

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Let's find an internet pornograffy clip we all agree is sexy and arousing and let's all jack off to it together at a pre appointed time. I think it would be neat. A board happening, like better than the chats. We'll all cum together and we'll all know we've cum together together simultaneous.







When you pleasure yourself, do you USUALLY visualize an army of young men vigourously masturbating themselves to orgasm? Just wonderin'





........ and to this one.
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