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I'm concerned that if everyone jerked off and came at once, we'd kick off some cock-based butterfly effect and Australia would end up under water. Or something.




I immediately had a similar fear, but one more along the lines of 'If everyone in China jumped off a chair at the same time...'.

Let's face it, we've all seen the immense psychological and spiritual damage multiple ejaculations can do in American Bukkake/Gokkun. Even Jeff Steward knows better than to fuck around with multiple simultaneous ejaculations...the consequences would be unthinkable.