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#205559 - 12/07/06 07:35 PM Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
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Registered: 01/27/06
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I have no explanation why there's a complete blank when I try to remember buying that policy... but you know what? It dawned on me today that my "amnesia" is actually the closest thing to a miracle I think I've ever experienced. Because I realized that IF I HAD KNOWN about this policy when Don died, I am almost positive I WOULD NOT BE HERE TODAY. There are no words for how deep my despair was in the weeks after his death. I was prepared to give babyD to my friends to raise, because I didn't feel up to the task. I just wanted to die, I was so devastated. The ONLY thing that kept me from going to be with Donny was that I couldn't walk away from Catty, leaving her with no family and no money. But if I had known about a life insurance policy at that time, I would have probably sent Catty to live with her aunt & uncle on Donny's side, sent BabyD to my friends, and sent half the insurance money to each family and then gone to be with my husband



http://www.lukeisback.com/

so at least all the tooken fanboys who sent her $$$s can feel that their funding kept a whore alive.

Seems pretty sketchy to me.
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#205560 - 12/07/06 08:29 PM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Initially I was skeptical. But, if she knew Don was significantly insured, Asia would have no reason to run a scam for donations. So either she legitimatly forgot or there is not much insurance (100k or less). I think its both. Aparently Asia paid Don's policy for a full year (most people I know pay their life insurance on a monthly basis, but porn folks are obviosly different when it comes to money). Given Don's age and reportedly good health (assuming there was no family history of serious illness), your talking somewhere in the range of $3,000-$5,000 for a $2M policy. It doesn't sound like Asia would be the sort to drop that much cash and forget about it. So its probably not enough money to change her life longterm. I hope I'm wrong. Of course if I'm right, maybe Asia will be doing personal meetings with her fans
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#205561 - 12/07/06 11:19 PM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
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Did she forget her investment in BRK-A? If she's got the scratch to be buying a stock closing at $107,410.00 per share, I can believe she might have forgotten about life insurance.

From her website:
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My Idol - Warren Buffett! *sigh*... Warren is the legendary financial genius behind the most expensive stock in the world, Berkshire Hathaway. He was the richest man in America before Bill Whats-his-name and the Silicon Valley geeks took over, yet he's always remained a modest and down-to-earth kinda guy. For years, I invested only in mutual funds, but finally I gathered the courage to buy some baby Berkshire shares right before the tech collapse. Go Warren!



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#205562 - 12/08/06 12:19 AM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
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She bought BRK-B shares. Latest price was $3,583 per share. Don't know what it was back then when she bought them.

Quote:

Did she forget her investment in BRK-A? If she's got the scratch to be buying a stock closing at $107,410.00 per share, I can believe she might have forgotten about life insurance.

From her website:
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My Idol - Warren Buffett! *sigh*... Warren is the legendary financial genius behind the most expensive stock in the world, Berkshire Hathaway. He was the richest man in America before Bill Whats-his-name and the Silicon Valley geeks took over, yet he's always remained a modest and down-to-earth kinda guy. For years, I invested only in mutual funds, but finally I gathered the courage to buy some baby Berkshire shares right before the tech collapse. Go Warren!





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#205563 - 12/09/06 07:03 AM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
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Registered: 04/17/06
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So nice that she begged for money, but had a minimum of $743.73 to buy a Playstation 3 and game and extra controller so she could flip it to for the retards who donated money to her in the first place. How much to watch the cunt stick it up her cunt?



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#205564 - 12/09/06 07:14 AM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
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#205565 - 12/09/06 07:42 AM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
windsock Offline
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Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3041
Is she diabolical? Maybe Mr. Steward should change that one dictum to "Whores are diabolical".
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#205566 - 12/09/06 09:24 AM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
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thats amazing...crafty bitch could ebay it and have enough freakin Pampersâ„¢ for a year!

I'm sure there are those that are happy their donations could just keep her alive to be able to enjoy PS3.


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#205567 - 12/09/06 02:24 PM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
Bornyo Offline
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I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.

Not me---> <----asia

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#205568 - 12/10/06 03:49 AM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:



thats amazing...crafty bitch could ebay it and have enough freakin Pampersâ„¢ for a year!

I'm sure there are those that are happy their donations could just keep her alive to be able to enjoy PS3.







She's auctioning it off on her site, HERE.

Some rube is bidding $1200 for it, thus far...

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#205569 - 12/10/06 10:09 AM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
Sonny Chiba Offline
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Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom
"See: Fundamental Law of Porn #1"
If this isn't a textbook example. I don't know what is.
How could she not remember paying for a life insurance policy? Some member of Mensa she is. The first fucking thing they ask you at an funeral home is how are you going to pay for this? Do you have life insurance? How the fuck could she not know?
What's even sadder is that the goddamn fanboys will STILL keep feeding her money.
Morons.


Edited by Sonny Chiba (12/10/06 10:09 AM)
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#205570 - 12/10/06 10:13 AM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
I wonder how much fanboy money she got from her initial plea after Donny bit it. Are there any reliable rumors floating around?
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#205571 - 12/10/06 05:49 PM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
jojo Offline
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Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 250
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Quote:

I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.

Not me---> <----asia




i wouldnt poop in her if she was on fire
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#205572 - 12/10/06 09:56 PM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
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Registered: 02/23/05
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Quote:

Quote:

I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.

Not me---> <----asia




i wouldnt poop in her if she was on fire




To be fair, I would gladly piss on her if she was on fire - it's the right thing to do. Then I would pour gasoline over her, and reignite her.

Win-win siuation.

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#205573 - 12/11/06 01:03 AM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 662
I think she's sexy and want to fuck her.

But then I'm shallow.
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#205574 - 12/11/06 06:07 AM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
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I think she's sexy and want to fuck her.

But then I'm shallow.




So is she, so I guess it works out for the both of you, lol.

Just don't forget to give her a good
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#205575 - 12/14/06 09:44 PM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
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Thinking of the little one...



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#205576 - 12/14/06 10:04 PM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
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[quote




Do you see that coniferous tree behind her, sir? Those trees often reach ages of 100s and sometimes 1000s of years of old. It is interesting that are were beaering witness.


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#205577 - 03/10/07 07:52 PM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Our moral leader posts.

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The life insurance policy went through. I came home to find a FedEx envelope informing me of the new account that has been set up in my name. I won't ever have to go back to porn or work at WalMart or do anything but be the best mommy I can be to my two little babies. I am just bawling like a bitch all over my keyboard. Thank you everyone who kept us in their thoughts and supported me in so many different ways during this unimaginably difficult year. Finally I can look to a future with hope for me and my little ones!




Asia's bulletin


So, do you think she'll return the money people donated because she was in such dire straits before suddenly remembering about the life insurance policy?
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#205578 - 03/10/07 08:31 PM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
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So, do you think she'll return the money people donated because she was in such dire straits before suddenly remembering about the life insurance policy?




King, you cruel, cynical bastard!

Don't you love children?!?!



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#205579 - 03/10/07 08:44 PM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
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King, you cruel, cynical bastard!

Don't you love children?!?!




You know, to be perfectly honest, I started and deleted that post a couple times before submitting it because I do feel sorry for her, but if you're going to openly beg for money from "fans" when she probably makes/made more than most of them ever will and also blog about your life on the internet, I say no holds barred.
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#205580 - 03/10/07 11:19 PM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
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Registered: 01/27/07
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Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
How much was the policy?
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#205581 - 03/11/07 01:25 AM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
I wonder which one of these the Playstation 3 was for?




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#205582 - 03/11/07 01:39 AM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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vile
Quote:

Thinking of the little one...




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#205583 - 03/11/07 10:47 AM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
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Registered: 02/14/07
Posts: 52
Loc: Mid America
Holy crap, Asia Carrera's husband died? Wow... that's actually really sad. I like Asia. She has a good sense of humor, and seems like a decent sort of person. My condolences.
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#205584 - 03/11/07 02:19 PM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
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Registered: 02/08/07
Posts: 35
I love children. I'd also love to have my $500.00 back.
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#205585 - 03/11/07 09:44 PM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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I love children. I'd also love to have my $500.00 back.




I believe that children are the future. Teach them well and let them lead the way.
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#205586 - 03/12/07 12:33 AM Re: Asia suddenly remembers Insurance policy.
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Registered: 04/18/06
Posts: 27
Loc: WA
show them all the beauty they possess inside...


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