"See: Fundamental Law of Porn #1"
If this isn't a textbook example. I don't know what is.
How could she not remember paying for a life insurance policy? Some member of Mensa she is. The first fucking thing they ask you at an funeral home is how are you going to pay for this? Do you have life insurance? How the fuck could she not know?
What's even sadder is that the goddamn fanboys will STILL keep feeding her money.
Morons.