I'd like to see AC Cream pushing Firewall away from Jenna and towards the Venetian buffet at some point in this film. Just the idea of Firewall flailing his arms, desperate to get to his Goddess as rivers of saliva fall from AC's lips, Homer-like, as he spies the honey-glazed ribs makes me grin.

I used to see Firewall every year at AEE. Never had any idea who the fucker was until I saw his picture. He nearly ran me down trying to get to the Vivid stand as I was trying to get out of the show.