Every seen the movie called "Trekkies?" It's a documentary movie about Star Trek fans. No, it really wasn't an attempt to show that they are everyday, ordinary people like you or me...okay not like you or me, we're on a PORN forum for crying out loud, that alone makes us not ordinary(like Monkey once said)I mean c'mon...where was I again? Okay, so they seem to act like they are trying to show the average Star Trek fan, Star Trek's influence on the rest of society, but really it's a "Look at all these freakshow losers who couldn't get laid in porn valley if they had a vial of meth hanging out their zippers!" type of affair.

Okay, somebody needs to shoot a movie like this, only substitute porn fans for trek fans. Not just any porn fans though, not the guy who buys a Jenna Jameson movie every 2 months, not the guy who relaxes after work for about 15 minutes with the latest Gag Factor. No, let 'em go after the real weirdos. A few hypothetical examples:

A. A guy who becomes so obsessed with a red-headed, C-Level porn-star that his daily ritual includes starting a 100+ post thread about her on an Internet message board.

B. Some dude who interviews porn stars in the basement of his mothers house for his "radio" program.

C. Some of the fellows from the "Midnight Prowl" series.

Any other assorted weirdos that can be dug up to make this thing way more entertaining. I mean, sure it may make the rest of us look bad, but imagine the sheer entertainment value of something like this. It needs to be done.

I'll get around to making that film someday. And the first person I'm calling is Boner-One.

How about interviewing ADT watch guy?

I have seen the Star Trek documentary, and it is one of the scariest movies I have ever seen...a porn version would be nothing short of brilliant.

What's great about the Trek doc is that they interview the stars about their most way-out fans as well...which means if said fan didn't agree to participate in the movie, one can still include an anecdote about their bizarre behaviour, like the guy who just mails brochures into the Star Trek production office...

I suggest 'A Day with AC Cream'. I'd fucking watch that train wreck in action.

A 'Trekkies' style movie about porners would be gruesome. Just take a walk around AEE during the hours the public are allowed in. For every reasonable human being you bump into (and I mean bump into), there are 100 freakazoids meandering, shuffling and drooling their way up the aisles. Feel free to insert joke: 'and those are just the performers' at any point...

It's seriously one of the scariest places on the face of God's green earth sometimes.

Someone get in touch with SmilingArab. I'll pay him to make a documentary on AC Cream.

ADT is where you'll find more than enough of these types to fill the casting couch! Some have even migrated here to feel as though they are part of the "in crowd". I could drop some names, but I could also be here all fucking day, too.

The shame of it all is that most of them probably don't see the light of day, from the word "go" are in their "special room" (replete with sticky floors & hand lotion) after they get home from work. They watch, spank & bust a nut to their favorite star, then move onto the next title, not bothering to watch the remainder of the movie. Mind you, they have a constant backlog of 20-25 DVD's to check out every scene their favorite performer (singular, because there is only ONE, and they can do no wrong) has performed in.

Then of course, I feel there are those so infatuated with the performer whom they "love" (not, god forbid, lust) that they would lick the residual feces from the uncleaned asshole of a porn whore, just to see what she had for dinner the previous night.

No one knows just how scary & horrid they are in person, looks wise, because all of their profile photos on myspace are of their favorite star. I'm thinking something like Sloth from The Goonies movie.

I'd like to be a PA for this project!

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A. A guy who becomes so obsessed with a red-headed, C-Level porn-star that his daily ritual includes starting a 100+ post thread about her on an Internet message board.

B. Some dude who interviews porn stars in the basement of his mothers house for his "radio" program.

C. Some of the fellows from the "Midnight Prowl" series.

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Willie, please make my holiday wishes come true & tell me you're going to update this fucking thing finally? After seeing it initially, I was looking forward to the verbal destruction of noahped, AC Cream and select others. The vast majority of these characters are too nice & cheery to defend themselves with any clought or vigor. Instead, save their energy for their next round of intrepid ass-kissing with their favorite porn whore(s) in hopes of getting laid.

To that list, however, might I add lee_11 to your list. He attempted, but sadly failed to defend Sierra Sinn in a thread about her only a couple months ago. It was a noble effort, however.

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...but just in case here are a few more candidates.

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Maybe we could even get a Cops-like reenactment of the pizza box scene at Christie Lee's old apartment?

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I suggest 'A Day with AC Cream'. I'd fucking watch that train wreck in action.

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Given his "WIDE LOAD" stature, wouldn't that qualify as 3-D? It'd be like going to the smut show & being in Maui simultaneously!

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btw: my vote is most definitely for ac cream, particularly if he wears his red hawaiian shirt while they follow him around.

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I'd like to see AC Cream pushing Firewall away from Jenna and towards the Venetian buffet at some point in this film. Just the idea of Firewall flailing his arms, desperate to get to his Goddess as rivers of saliva fall from AC's lips, Homer-like, as he spies the honey-glazed ribs makes me grin.

I used to see Firewall every year at AEE. Never had any idea who the fucker was until I saw his picture. He nearly ran me down trying to get to the Vivid stand as I was trying to get out of the show.