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#205298 - 12/06/06 10:32 AM You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
After a lot of thought and meditation, well, really after an early morning booze and pill popping competition with myself, I've decided to leave all you pig fuckers for good. I could wish you well and all the best, but I wouldn't mean it. You're a bunch of sick fucks, if a bus hits any of you, lets just say, I'll have that good old deep down feeling this world just became a better place. So fuckos, all I can recommend is this, walk on the edge of the sidewalk with your eyes closed. Don't think, just do.

Over and out.



Sincerely,
ChickenMaster, Piotr, Extreme Piotr, PENUSPUMPCHARLY , Snark, USA, Mr. Retard and all the rest...

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#205299 - 12/06/06 10:54 AM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
We're sorry to see you go.

See you next week!
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#205300 - 12/06/06 11:26 AM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Tiny Creep Yoootube Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 12/05/06
Posts: 28
I have been on this site for no less than three days, but I note Chicken Miester is your resident chronic "do you know who I am?" asshole.

As if anyone cares what he/she does or says. Likewise, as if anyone cares what I do or say. Least I don't think I am as important to annouce to the porn world my departure. lol.
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#205301 - 12/06/06 11:36 AM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
goodbye, master chicken.
GG
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#205302 - 12/06/06 11:42 AM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Tiny Creep Yoootube Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 12/05/06
Posts: 28
gonzo girl, r u a porn babe?
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#205303 - 12/06/06 11:45 AM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

gonzo girl, r u a porn babe?


nope, just a fan with a husband, three kids and a minivan.
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#205304 - 12/06/06 11:46 AM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Come back soon, we're in need of unstable entertainment.
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#205305 - 12/06/06 12:10 PM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Wow, this is starting to become a trend with him, isn't it?

off
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#205306 - 12/06/06 12:42 PM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
It's like Lost. It's time for the sweeps so CM fucks off for a few months until the ratings are in.
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#205307 - 12/06/06 12:48 PM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:

I have been on this site for no less than three days, but I note Chicken Miester is your resident chronic "do you know who I am?" asshole.

As if anyone cares what he/she does or says. Likewise, as if anyone cares what I do or say. Least I don't think I am as important to annouce to the porn world my departure. lol.




FYI Tiny Creep, check out all of his posts, and you'll understand ChickenMaster's place on XPT. Best to do this kind of shit before you dis people out of hand.

He may come back purely to flame every post you ever make (see Ghostshadow, nago, Gypsy et al). He's been here since 04, which should tell you something about his persistence. And sanity.
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#205308 - 12/06/06 01:23 PM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
I oughta beat you with a rubber chicken, Mr. Canadian Bacon. You're still invited to come over again for some Sushi & Amaretto cookies on Friday should you happen to get out of your slump.


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#205309 - 12/06/06 02:22 PM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Quote:

I oughta beat you with a rubber chicken, Mr. Canadian Bacon. You're still invited to come over again for some Sushi & Amaretto cookies on Friday should you happen to get out of your slump.





Such a romantic...
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#205310 - 12/06/06 03:20 PM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
nago Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/08/06
Posts: 219
Loc: Japan
must be jealous of my good looks LOL

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#205311 - 12/06/06 03:31 PM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
SassySorrelFilly Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 01/31/06
Posts: 44
When I first saw this thread title, I thought it was Kurt Lockwood finally writing in. My bad.

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#205312 - 12/06/06 05:01 PM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

I oughta beat you with a rubber chicken, Mr. Canadian Bacon. You're still invited to come over again for some Sushi & Amaretto cookies on Friday should you happen to get out of your slump.





Lies, all lies. There is no sushi and cookies. Just like there is no enchiladas.

*Frito Bandito doesnt feel the love anymore*
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#205313 - 12/06/06 05:59 PM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
the thread title could only be caoh or cm.

see you soon chicken, i expect the odd pm during your hiatus.

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#205314 - 12/06/06 07:47 PM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
lee_11 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 125
Quote:

He's been here since 04, which should tell you something about his persistence. And sanity.




Or his lack thereof.

Actually its a shame. I was starting to like the little guy. See ya in a couple of weeks, buddy.

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#205315 - 12/06/06 07:54 PM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Clearly he is not referring to me
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#205316 - 12/06/06 08:00 PM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
lee_11 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 125
Quote:

I oughta beat you with a rubber chicken, Mr. Canadian Bacon. You're still invited to come over again for some Sushi & Amaretto cookies on Friday should you happen to get out of your slump.






Mmmmmm Gen's Amaretto cookies.

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#205317 - 12/06/06 09:22 PM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

I oughta beat you with a rubber chicken, Mr. Canadian Bacon. You're still invited to come over again for some Sushi & Amaretto cookies on Friday should you happen to get out of your slump.






BTW Gen I tried your green tea with lemons and extra water idea at sushi with Gia the other night, and you were right! It was totally drinkable and now I can enjoy green tea, thanks to you. Seriously, I'm really excited.
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#205318 - 12/06/06 09:40 PM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Without busting on chickenmasters chops too badly, his repeated returns pull the rug from under the supposition in his subject line.

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#205319 - 12/06/06 09:48 PM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:

nope, just a fan with a husband, three kids and a minivan.




You were always very nice to me, but now you have MILF appeal. Wanna PM me a pic of yourself?


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#205320 - 12/06/06 09:49 PM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Awesome Holly!! Lemon seems to be the answer to many things that is tough to drink.

Sooo chicken... you back yet?

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#205321 - 12/07/06 12:50 AM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Hyde Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
Quote:

After a lot of thought and meditation, well, really after an early morning booze and pill popping competition with myself, I've decided to leave all you pig fuckers for good. I could wish you well and all the best, but I wouldn't mean it. You're a bunch of sick fucks, if a bus hits any of you, lets just say, I'll have that good old deep down feeling this world just became a better place. So fuckos, all I can recommend is this, walk on the edge of the sidewalk with your eyes closed. Don't think, just do.

Over and out.



Sincerely,
ChickenMaster, Piotr, Extreme Piotr, PENUSPUMPCHARLY , Snark, USA, Mr. Retard and all the rest...




Hey h2c...
Look up "self important douchebag" again. You should see a picture of a withered husk of lonliness and emasculated rejection... who imparts each new thread he dedicates to his perennial resignation with the kind of self-pitying martyrdom born of the delusion that anyone really gives a shit.
Until next week CM...

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#205322 - 12/07/06 01:32 AM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Tiny Creep Yoootube Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 12/05/06
Posts: 28
Leading such an uneventful life, chronic cock puller Chicken Miester should no doubt gain great excitement from such unpredented attentio we the lesser mortals on here have bestowed on him.

Well, that's what he thinks. Maybe. Maybe not.
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#205323 - 12/07/06 06:04 AM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Sorry WH all I could find on that was this pic.




I did however run across this:

Hyde

1. A type of person believing themselves smarter or superior, in someway, to everyone else.

2. One who uses too many words to describe simple ideas and delivers it in a trite and condescending manner.

3. A person who is of French ancestry.

Use in a sentence:

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez wins another election today, man he is such a worthless hyde.


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#205324 - 12/07/06 06:23 AM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
HEY!!!!

This ChickenMaster guy was in the chatroom with Presley Maddox yesterday!!

So much for his alleged departure.
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#205325 - 12/07/06 07:00 AM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

HEY!!!!

This ChickenMaster guy was in the chatroom with Presley Maddox yesterday!!

So much for his alleged departure.




NO HE WASN'T!

That wasn't him.


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#205326 - 12/07/06 07:30 AM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
TMonty Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
Quote:

Quote:

HEY!!!!

This ChickenMaster guy was in the chatroom with Presley Maddox yesterday!!

So much for his alleged departure.




NO HE WASN'T!

That wasn't him.





That's a new low for Kurt Lockwood.

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#205327 - 12/07/06 08:52 AM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

HEY!!!!

This ChickenMaster guy was in the chatroom with Presley Maddox yesterday!!

So much for his alleged departure.




NO HE WASN'T!

That wasn't him.






Is there an XPT penalty for the impersonation of poultry??
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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#205328 - 12/07/06 10:48 AM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
nago Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/08/06
Posts: 219
Loc: Japan
ye thats why i joined the army

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#205329 - 12/07/06 10:59 AM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

ye thats why i joined the army




Bullshit, it's just another social service you're trying to defraud. I'll give you 2 months top before your discharged with some sort of disability and another monthly stipend from your government.

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#205330 - 12/07/06 11:40 AM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Hyde Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
Quote:


Hyde

1. A type of person believing themselves smarter or superior, in someway, to everyone else.

2. One who uses too many words to describe simple ideas and delivers it in a trite and condescending manner.

3. A person who is of French ancestry.

Use in a sentence:

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez wins another election today, man he is such a worthless hyde.




Hugo Chavez is French?
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#205331 - 12/07/06 12:01 PM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


Hugo Chavez is French?




Yes, sort of.

Douche Bag is its own race. It contains the whole of the French People, Hugo Chavez, and you.

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#205332 - 12/07/06 02:54 PM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
lee_11 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 125
Quote:

Hugo Chavez is French?




I could've sworn he was Dutch.

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#205333 - 12/07/06 06:27 PM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

gonzo girl, r u a porn babe?


nope, just a fan with a husband, three kids and a minivan.




....and no recurring rash or refillable valtrex 'scrip....
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#205334 - 12/07/06 09:06 PM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

gonzo girl, r u a porn babe?


nope, just a fan with a husband, three kids and a minivan.




....and no recurring rash or refillable valtrex 'scrip....


a distinct advantage, i suppose, of being married for ten years at age 32.
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#205335 - 12/08/06 12:16 AM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Tiny Creep Yoootube Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 12/05/06
Posts: 28
ok, thanks.
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#205336 - 12/08/06 12:19 AM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Tiny Creep Yoootube Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 12/05/06
Posts: 28
so why we're you invited Lance, u seem such a nice guy.
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#205337 - 12/08/06 12:21 AM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Tiny Creep Yoootube Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 12/05/06
Posts: 28
I shouldn't worry, I am sure Chicken has a cast iron skin, he can take my puerile effort to "dis him".
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#205338 - 12/09/06 10:05 AM I'm always watching.
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
I'm always watching.

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#205339 - 12/09/06 10:10 AM Re: I'm always watching.
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3041
Will you jack off with us, please?
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#205340 - 12/16/06 02:38 AM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

check out all of his posts, and you'll understand ChickenMaster's place on XPT.




I just read through all his posts, they are chalked full of meaninglessness. ChickenMaster is full of shit and is clearly insane.

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#205341 - 12/16/06 09:49 AM Re: You are all irrelevant and God's mistakes.
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:


ChickenMaster is full of shit and is clearly insane.




Never suggested otherwise
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