Boy oh boy...you just couldn't make this fucking stuff up! It's fucking gold dust, I tell ya!!!

What a time to be working for XBiz right now...those guys must be walking around with smiles on their faces that a rotary sander couldn't wipe off! I guess this solves the mystery of why, inexplicably, Gianna isn't up for any of the major awards...


My respect for Luke Ford as an investigative journalist disappears a little more with each passing second that he doesn't have an MP3 of the answerphone message up on his site...Chanukah has come early for Luke, and if he could just secure a copy of this phone message, then he could fend off all those snide Playboy-buyout comments from the AVNers