I went with the .375 h+h. Having fired a .50 cal and said .375 I believe both would suitably provide the ditch pig with a fourth fuckable hole. Providing of course that they have qualified emergency response teams poised and at the ready in case of an STD breakout or at the very least..some hiv + meth whore tearing through her nasal lining and red carpeting the venue from front to back.