i'm lazy and selfish and could care less about anyone else's enjoyment. yet i get laid and you don't. weird, huh?

you've watched too much porn, pimpleface.
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you can only fuck for .5 hours a day? no staying power there james, your wife needs a real man. I bet she's the loneliest bitch in cambridge because you're on here for 23.5 hours a day.
too easy.




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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits