when was the last time you had sex with a woman?

instant deduction of ten points if you're pathetic enough to think a reply with "your mom/wife" might actually help you heal the mila-like horrors your asshole's been enduring since you decided to post again.

and if you say "within the last year" we'll know you paid for it, since you have polyps on your face that might as well be lined-up to spell "STD"
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits