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#205070 - 12/04/06 10:33 PM
Re: Britney Upskirt Photo!
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
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Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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phlog, silly, it's a c=section scar. she's had two.
Geez, I feel dumb now. The scar looks pretty nasty nonetheless. I suppose it means she won't be doing any nude pictorials, but is there a chance it helped preserve her vaginal tightness? Priorities, people!
I figure if I was about to fuck her and saw that, it would provide me a chance to say "I don't want to look at that mutilation, so roll over so I can do you in the ass."
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#205071 - 12/04/06 11:02 PM
Re: Britney Upskirt Photo!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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She's still a raggedy-ass, nasty looking piece of flesh. I can't imagine fucking her haggard 20-something ass even if she paid me. 
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#205072 - 12/05/06 05:04 AM
Re: Britney Upskirt Photo!
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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phlog, silly, it's a c=section scar. she's had two.
Geez, I feel dumb now. The scar looks pretty nasty nonetheless. I suppose it means she won't be doing any nude pictorials, but is there a chance it helped preserve her vaginal tightness? Priorities, people!
I figure if I was about to fuck her and saw that, it would provide me a chance to say "I don't want to look at that mutilation, so roll over so I can do you in the ass."
i agree the scar looks pretty ragged. my guess is that the surgeon, realizing he was about to unleash a pup with federline's dna into the world, was too depressed to be very careful with the scalpel.
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#205073 - 12/06/06 08:37 AM
Re: Britney Upskirt Photo!
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 09/05/06
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Geez, I feel dumb now. The scar looks pretty nasty nonetheless. I suppose it means she won't be doing any nude pictorials, but is there a chance it helped preserve her vaginal tightness? Priorities, people!
These problems can be solved!
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Britney has been offered an extreme makeover
A cosmetic surgeon has offered Britney Spears a free tummy tuck, in order to get back to her pre-pregnancy figure.
The sexy star is already looking much like her old self, but New York doctor Brad Jacobs says that she has a lot to do before emulating the old days and that he is "committed to returning Britney to that form."
Of course, he told all this to TMZ.com rather than the pop star herself, but she should be happy to know that she can get rid of that C-section scar should she so desire.
Remarks Dr Jacobs: "Prior to getting married, having children and withdrawing from the musical limelight, Ms. Spear had one of the best bodies in the business."
He continues: "Often appearing onstage in midriff-bearing outfits that showcased her six pack."
Apparently, her new image is not good enough for Dr Jacobs and he is willing to help her out.
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