Let's make a list of things we will never hear/read from Kurt Lickwood(honest typo, but I'll keep it 'cause it's kinda funny). I'll start:

1. You know <Random XPTer>, you've got a point there.

2. I can see how people might think taking a strap-on up the ass could be gay.

3. I'm sorry, I was wrong wasn't I?

4. Don't look up to me, a trained monkey could do my job.

5. I know I've had sex with a thousand different women, but without any real passion there it's just like a working any other 9 to 5 job, ya know.

Anybody got any others?

How dare you stick your finger in my ass! Do I LOOK gay to you?

6. HOW DO I GET LOWER CASE LETTERs on my... hey, that's better.