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ChickenMaster's parents obviously didn't hug him enough as a child. While all of his friends were playing Little League in the summer, he spent his days in a damp, musty basement shoving firecrackers up his pet hamster's ass and dissecting live, cute, defenseless bunny rabbits with a rusty hacksaw.



I was raised by wolves and hurting animals doesn't interest me, people are much more fun.