i'll sell you my soiled panties for 200 bucks so you can sniff them and jerk off.

pm me if you're interested in a custom pair i'll shit in so you can feel like you're consuming the essence of my greatness when you eat it.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits