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#204824 - 12/03/06 02:07 PM Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Most people wouldn't believe it but when Luke went to the KSEX Listener(s?) choice awards he snapped a picture that enabled police to capture a purse-snatcher. The perp tried to play it off at first but when the reality of the flash set in he went ballistic and chased Luke thru the room scattering whores and the fans in attendance.


Tensions were high until Zenman was able to reunite the purse with it's owner. Luke got free water and some celery sticks to dip in the wing-sauce. (He doesn't eat fowl).


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#204825 - 12/03/06 06:58 PM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
I think this is Cameron Cain. As far as I know she retired last year or so. Nice cans on this girl to be sure and she did some great scenes. She's lookin good.

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#204826 - 12/03/06 07:15 PM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Joey Buttafuoco sure has a pretty blonde girlfriend. I wonder who he's gonna make her shoot in the face?

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#204827 - 12/04/06 01:17 AM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Joey Buttafuoco sure has a pretty blonde girlfriend. I wonder who he's gonna make her shoot in the face?




Maybe your avatar could give him a few ideas?

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#204828 - 12/04/06 04:04 AM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

I think this is Cameron Cain. As far as I know she retired last year or so. Nice cans on this girl to be sure and she did some great scenes. She's lookin good.




I don't think that's her... I've shot Cameron and this girl looks much older. But it's been awhile, so I might be wrong.
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#204829 - 12/04/06 11:07 AM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
This picture is supposed to be in the original post.


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#204830 - 12/04/06 11:09 AM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
Bornyo Offline
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There's a lot wrong with this picture. It's like Danny Devito as the Penguin interviews Jack Nicholson as the Joker while Heidi Pike looks on.

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#204831 - 12/04/06 11:10 AM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
Sonny Chiba Offline
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Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom
I think it is her. At one point she got really skinny, but it looks like since she retired she cleaned up her act and put on a little weight. She looks good.
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#204832 - 12/04/06 11:12 AM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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He captioned this "Rob Spallone and his girlfriend Leah". She's hot.


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#204833 - 12/04/06 12:21 PM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Holly, don't EVER dispute my savant-like abilities to identify porn girls again. j/k Her teeth, smile, chin, nose say its her and I have spent my fair share of time "watching" her.



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#204834 - 12/04/06 01:04 PM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
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Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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There's a lot wrong with this picture. It's like Danny Devito as the Penguin interviews Jack Nicholson as the Joker while Heidi Pike looks on.





Buddy, there's only one person in that pic that looks like Danny Devito as The Penguin, and it ain't the guy holding the microphone...



Separated at birth, I tell ya....as for the interviewee, looks like Ace Ventura era Jim Carrey with a bad heroin habit to me.


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#204835 - 12/04/06 01:13 PM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Is that Jeff Conaway being interviewed?
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#204836 - 12/04/06 01:52 PM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
Joey Strange Offline
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Registered: 07/07/06
Posts: 34
In the pictures with the purse I would like to point out that it is a similar purse, but not the same. Look at the strap.
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#204837 - 12/04/06 02:11 PM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Is that Jeff Conaway being interviewed?




Yes. Always nice to see middle aged men desperately hanging on to their youth, Hey Jeff, Grease came out 28 years ago and it wasn't even cool then, so what's with the greaser hair and leather jacket?

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#204838 - 12/04/06 02:29 PM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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#204839 - 12/04/06 02:39 PM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I gotta get me some of those fucking Benadryls.
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#204840 - 12/04/06 03:09 PM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Batman interviews Jason Curious, known to most as "that freaky guy who wears blue lipstick and pink hair."

You could also title this: Guy LeDouche from Most Extreme Challenge interviews Clay Aiken from American Idol.

I like Monica Mayhem. She's a redhead to start with, nice tits, and she can even drop the few lines of required gonzo-dialogue without sounding like an idiot.

But the "flaming wrist" tattoss have to go. Who started this idea...it looks like she got sunburned wearning ski gloves. It also screams of indecision in the tat shop.
[Tatoo artist] So what do you want me to draw?
[MM] Ummm...ahhh...I don't know...I just need to fit in with my porn friends...
[Tatoo artist, smirking] I could draw some hot-rod flames on your wrists.
[MM] Oh, COOL! Do that!

Luke has hypnotized nasty Nikki Hunter and Lexi Lamour into dreaming of a world without porn. Suddenly they are startled back into consciousness by the realization this would mean actually working. I think that's called the KL 'Itis.
They are both actually quite -worthy on video.

I thought this was Keri Windsor with a bad facial until it was revealad as Sunset Thomas? Damn. I don't want to burst any bubbles for the fans out there...but psst...sometimes ex-pornwhores become prostitutes


Younger Mika Tan with baby fat...charming in a kinky way. Mika Tan with bolt-ons...not as cute but still nice. Mika Tan with P/S, bolt-ons and those child-bearing thighs...acceptable, but keep up the gym membership.

Mia Smiles' eyes look too shifty, like later in life she will commit Hyapatia Lee-style insurance fraud.

And how can this be a KSEX thread without a bad picture of Wankus?

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#204841 - 12/04/06 03:14 PM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind


All I can say is: "Brandon Irons you are one sharp dresser."

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#204842 - 12/04/06 05:28 PM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Jeff Conaway meltdown




That is the most entertaining 5 minutes in literally months of internet surfing.
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#204843 - 12/04/06 06:58 PM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...

First off, I'd like to congratulate Rob S. on his new promotion to Head Grease Ball at Jiffy Lube. Only in America can hard work, determination, and a pronounced eyebrow ridge get you ahead in life.

Her face looks like it was assembled from lesser whore faces.


This girl is fashionably retarded.


She must be... I mean her plastic surgeon must be working overtime. She's pushing what 40+?
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#204844 - 12/04/06 09:15 PM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:


First off, I'd like to congratulate Rob S. on his new promotion to Head Grease Ball at Jiffy Lube. Only in America can hard work, determination, and a pronounced eyebrow ridge get you ahead in life.




Sorry gameboy- she's hot as trainsmoke.

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#204845 - 12/04/06 11:02 PM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
papercut Offline
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Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
Sunny Lane reminds me of old school 70's-80's porners. She's a little thick, which is a positive. She hasn't yet fallen into that bleach blonde hair, heavy on the plastic surgery trap that most girls fall into. But my God what is the deal with the clothes? Is she buying that shit from the Am. Vets. or Salvation Army? Just terrible, jeans and a button down, although not sexy, would be a better option at this point.
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#204846 - 12/04/06 11:08 PM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Fuck that, dude on the left/interviewee looks like a twisted inbred cross between Mick Jagger & Mel Gibson after a couple lines.

Quote:

There's a lot wrong with this picture. It's like Danny Devito as the Penguin interviews Jack Nicholson as the Joker while Heidi Pike looks on.



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#204847 - 12/05/06 09:03 AM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

I gotta get me some of those fucking Benadryls.





He must have scored those from Wankus.The only reason anyone goes to a Ksex function is to buy drugs.
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#204848 - 12/05/06 03:30 PM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
i can tell you guys with a 100 percent guarantee that the girl in the picture is in fact cameron cain. she is retired and dating rob spallone.
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#204849 - 12/05/06 05:31 PM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:

Quote:


First off, I'd like to congratulate Rob S. on his new promotion to Head Grease Ball at Jiffy Lube. Only in America can hard work, determination, and a pronounced eyebrow ridge get you ahead in life.




Sorry gameboy- she's hot as trainsmoke.



I was referring to his career as head oil changer guy.
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#204850 - 12/05/06 05:40 PM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
N-Word Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/28/06
Posts: 167
Loc: Billings,MT
He looks like one of those "Guido" types from the Tri-State area.
Aye Oh Aye Yoo Taakin to mee?
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#204851 - 12/05/06 06:40 PM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

He looks like one of those "Guido" types from the Tri-State area.
Aye Oh Aye Yoo Taakin to mee?




I was going to say just that. He looks like a quarter of the population of south Jersey
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#204852 - 12/23/06 06:35 PM Re: Luke Ford Uses his Camera to do Good
Ernest Angley Jr. Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 09/01/06
Posts: 85
Loc: cathedral buffet line
Quote:

Batman interviews Jason Curious, known to most as "that freaky guy who wears blue lipstick and pink hair."

You could also title this: Guy LeDouche from Most Extreme Challenge interviews Clay Aiken from American Idol.

I like Monica Mayhem. She's a redhead to start with, nice tits, and she can even drop the few lines of required gonzo-dialogue without sounding like an idiot.

But the "flaming wrist" tattoss have to go. Who started this idea...it looks like she got sunburned wearning ski gloves. It also screams of indecision in the tat shop.
[Tatoo artist] So what do you want me to draw?
[MM] Ummm...ahhh...I don't know...I just need to fit in with my porn friends...
[Tatoo artist, smirking] I could draw some hot-rod flames on your wrists.
[MM] Oh, COOL! Do that!

Luke has hypnotized nasty Nikki Hunter and Lexi Lamour into dreaming of a world without porn. Suddenly they are startled back into consciousness by the realization this would mean actually working. I think that's called the KL 'Itis.
They are both actually quite -worthy on video.

I thought this was Keri Windsor with a bad facial until it was revealad as Sunset Thomas? Damn. I don't want to burst any bubbles for the fans out there...but psst...sometimes ex-pornwhores become prostitutes


Younger Mika Tan with baby fat...charming in a kinky way. Mika Tan with bolt-ons...not as cute but still nice. Mika Tan with P/S, bolt-ons and those child-bearing thighs...acceptable, but keep up the gym membership.

Mia Smiles' eyes look too shifty, like later in life she will commit Hyapatia Lee-style insurance fraud.

And how can this be a KSEX thread without a bad picture of Wankus?





A-1 observations bro. I like the Mika pic as well. *HIGH FIVE*

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