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#204785 - 12/02/06 05:11 PM Monkey Grabbing Plums
ethebody Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 73
In Chinese Boxing technique, when the Monkey falls
from the tree to confront the opponent, the Monkey
wants to grab the Plums, but the Tiger goes into
a Side-Stance in order to protect his lower vital organs.

But humans do not know instinctively how to protect
themselves at many times.

When a girl engages in Blow Job with a guy,
she doesnt realize that in many instances
Guys sit in the toilet on the toilet chair
with their dick hanging in the water and
being splashed by the water in the toilet bowl.
Unless it is a Asian style toilet which cannot
be found here. Thus, the girl is taking into her
mouth an organ which can have many bacterial components
on it.

Always tell her to open her mouth, and check her
TONGUE. The tongue absorbs the bacteria and disease and
you can see strange lines and colors on the girl's tongue
if she is infected. Also, look at her eyes. If they
are bulging, the bacteria from the guy's penis has
penetrated the upper wall of her mouth and is below
the brain membrane (near the Pituitary gland) and
the brain is trying to fight off the bacteria.
Thus the eyes have red lining and bulge a little.

And so the girl may be having a sex relationship
with the ENTIRE Los Angeles Sewarage system in case
she comes into contact with a guy's dick that was
dirty from toilet water before.


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#204786 - 12/02/06 05:21 PM Re: Monkey Grabbing Plums
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:


When a girl engages in Blow Job with a guy,
she doesnt realize that in many instances
Guys sit in the toilet on the toilet chair
with their dick hanging in the water and
being splashed by the water in the toilet bowl.
Unless it is a Asian style toilet which cannot
be found here. Thus, the girl is taking into her
mouth an organ which can have many bacterial components
on it.




Your dick isn't long enough to do that. Stop pretending it is.
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#204787 - 12/02/06 08:28 PM Re: Monkey Grabbing Plums
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:


When a girl engages in Blow Job with a guy,
she doesnt realize that in many instances
Guys sit in the toilet on the toilet chair
with their dick hanging in the water and
being splashed by the water in the toilet bowl.
Unless it is a Asian style toilet which cannot
be found here. Thus, the girl is taking into her
mouth an organ which can have many bacterial components
on it.




Your dick isn't long enough to do that. Stop pretending it is.




Don't discount his claims Gia...Something tells me that ethebody has no problem creating an impact crater in the urinal mint.
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#204788 - 12/03/06 08:38 PM Re: Monkey Grabbing Plums
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:


Don't discount his claims Gia...Something tells me that ethebody has no problem creating an impact crater in the urinal mint.




Tongues don't count
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