We all know LouCypher is a graduate of the San Quentin Correctional Institute for Higher Learning and is ready for the rewarding and challenging job of filling in pot holes and digging ditches for a living. But I must gain some background on our friendly prolapsed rectum before going on.

Lou was raped in prison. Repeatedly. And he enjoyed it. So my question is...

Since we can only have one poll per post, I need people to give me their thoughts on what Lou was traded for between the gangs. My first thought would be a pack of cigs, maybe two when he was fresh off the bus. But there are other things in prison that he could've been traded for as well, but I don't know the value of a blown-out bunghole.