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#204633 - 12/01/06 09:12 PM The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
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I couldn't help but notice the similarities and nuances in said film to the porn industry/biz and those fucken freaks that post here.

This film comes complete with porn whores(name em) to classy/artsy porn broads (gia/holly) to wheelchairbound pervs (?) to smut kings..ie jackie treeh0rn.. to bowling balls held like 6 packs.Hell..even Dino Velvet is in it..lol

There is no way you can watch this film and not think of xxxporntalk. If you havent seen it lately..check it out. I guarantee you'll find yourself laughing because of something/someone you know from here..

Those that choose to talk shit in this thread will be pummeled with quotes from the m0vie..

Discuss..
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#204634 - 12/01/06 09:32 PM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
Gunker Offline
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Donny, you're out of your element!

You should've posted this to AWOP!

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#204635 - 12/02/06 02:00 AM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
Dane Offline
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not only the best porn flick ever....but the best movie ever. I try to watch at least once a month.
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#204636 - 12/02/06 04:45 AM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
Holly Randall Offline
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I've tried a hundred times to like this movie, but it just doesn't do it for me. It's my brother's favorite, so I've watched multiple times with him, trying to get it. As advised, I've watched it stoned, I've watched it sober, and I never find it funny. I feel out of place not being a fan of the movie.
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#204637 - 12/02/06 10:35 AM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
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It's one of my favorites as well.

Holly, for whatever reason I've met many people who don't likt it. It truly is a "love it" or "get nothing out of it" kind of movie.

I once watched it with a bunch of friends, and at the end one of them said, "I feel stupider for having watched that movie."
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#204638 - 12/02/06 01:27 PM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
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Quote:

Donny, you're out of your element!




Nice...Thats what I'm talking about!
5 Stars for you my good man.

Holly...Get higher.Pm me for a hookup on the VT. homegrown. You dont know what you're missing.
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#204639 - 12/02/06 01:57 PM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
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I've tried a hundred times to like this movie, but it just doesn't do it for me. It's my brother's favorite, so I've watched multiple times with him, trying to get it. As advised, I've watched it stoned, I've watched it sober, and I never find it funny. I feel out of place not being a fan of the movie.




Don't worry, I'm not a big fan of it either. I like the Cohen Brothers but this is just overrated in my opinion.
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#204640 - 12/02/06 02:07 PM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
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Never seen it, actually. If I hate bowling will I still like it?

Barton Fink is my fave Cohen Brothers movie.
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#204641 - 12/02/06 02:13 PM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
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Never seen it, actually. If I hate bowling will I still like it?

Barton Fink is my fave Cohen Brothers movie.




You never see Lebowski bowl once. It's an either love it or hate it type of movie.

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#204642 - 12/02/06 02:20 PM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
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Check it out Gia- bowling is a part of it but only a small part- like many of their flicks it is a mishmash of stuff from all directions. Don't like bowling either but i love the flick ( along with O Brother ) and most of their work.
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#204643 - 12/02/06 02:47 PM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
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I've seen a number of times and always end up with a different take. I haven't seen it in a couple of years, but my last observation was how no one in the movie was who they seemed to be. The Dude wasn't the Big Lebowski, the Big Lebowski wasn't rich, his wife was. John Goodman wasn't really Jewish, etc.
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#204644 - 12/02/06 03:09 PM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
Ernest Angley Jr. Offline
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Registered: 09/01/06
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Definately one of my favorites. When Dude and Walter are attending to Donny after the nihilist fight if you listen real close as the camera pans away you can hear Walter say "We've got help choppering in." Brilliant.

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#204645 - 12/02/06 07:30 PM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
LouCypher Offline
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Quote:

Never seen it, actually. If I hate bowling will I still like it?

Barton Fink is my fave Cohen Brothers movie.




Heh Gia..if by "bowling" you mean being grabbed like a six pack..Then who knows.If ten pin is what you're refereing to then this movie barely scratches the surface of said sport(?).

My advice..have a few 151 laced green teas and take it for what it is.refer to my op for humourous interlude.

btw..A great big five fingered "SHOCKER" to the mod type fag that moved my topical type post. fucken deal with it.

ps l00per...I'm dissapointed son..I cant believe a visionary like you can't relate to the Lebowski theme.Did ya get burnt on the stock>?
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#204646 - 12/02/06 09:20 PM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
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I didn't like it the first time I saw it either.

As a fan of the Coen Brothers, I found the movie shallow compared to Miller's Crossing, Barton Fink, etc.

However, upon repeat viewings, I really learned to appreciate the multitude of great lines. This movie and "Dr. Strangelove" are definitely quotable:

Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!


http://www.lebowskifest.com/
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#204647 - 12/02/06 09:25 PM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
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He's crackin', dude.

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#204648 - 12/15/06 07:09 PM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
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#204649 - 12/15/06 08:08 PM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
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Quote:

However, upon repeat viewings, I really learned to appreciate the multitude of great lines. This movie and "Dr. Strangelove" are definitely quotable:

Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!





WALTER
Over the line, Smokey! I'm sorry.
That's a foul.

SMOKEY
Bullshit. Eight, Dude.

WALTER
Excuse me! Mark it zero. Next frame.

SMOKEY
Bullshit. Walter!

WALTER
This is not Nam. This is bowling.
There are rules.

DUDE
Come on Walter, it's just--it's
Smokey. So his toe slipped over a
little, it's just a game.

WALTER
This is a league game. This
determines who enters the next round-
robin, am I wrong?

SMOKEY
Yeah, but--

WALTER
Am I wrong!?

SMOKEY
Yeah, but I wasn't over. Gimme the
marker, Dude, I'm marking it an
eight.

Walter takes out a gun.

WALTER
Smokey my friend, you're entering a
world of pain.

DUDE
Hey Walter--

WALTER
Mark that frame an eight, you're
entering a world of pain.

SMOKEY
I'm not--

WALTER
A world of pain.


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#204650 - 12/15/06 08:37 PM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
Gunker Offline
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Walter Sobchak: Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.
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#204651 - 12/15/06 08:49 PM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
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DUDE-
Look, let me explain something.
I'm not Mr. Lebowski; you're Mr.
Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's
what you call me. That, or Duder.
His Dudeness. Or El Duderino, if,
you know, you're not into the whole
brevity thing--

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#204652 - 12/15/06 10:43 PM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
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#204653 - 12/16/06 10:04 AM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
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Lebowski is pretty much a guy movie. I know very few women who like it, and most every man does. I like the description I once heard that if Steely Dan were movie producers instead of musicians, this would be the movie they'd make.

"THE CHINAMAN IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE DUDE!!"

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#204654 - 12/16/06 10:52 AM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
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Registered: 08/25/06
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I agree with the 'Lebowski'/xxxporntalk.com convergence. It's nicely illustrated by this exchange in the film:

"They're gonna kill that poor woman, man!"
"Dude, that poor woman- that poor slut- kidnapped herself."
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#204655 - 12/16/06 11:53 AM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
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Quote:

I agree with the 'Lebowski'/xxxporntalk.com convergence. It's nicely illustrated by this exchange in the film:

"They're gonna kill that poor woman, man!"
"Dude, that poor woman- that poor slut- kidnapped herself."




Best convergence:


[BUNNY waving her foot and fleshly polished toes]
BUNNY: You're not blowing ...
BRANDT: Our guest has to be getting along, Mrs. Lebowski.
DUDE: Oh ... so you're Bunny.
BUNNY: I'll suck your cock for $1000.
BRANDT: [forced laugh] Wonderful woman. We're all very fond of her - very free-spirited.
BUNNY: Brandt can't watch though - or he has to pay a hundred.
BRANDT: [forced chuckle] That's marvelous.
[guides the dude away from her and out]
DUDE: Ahhhhh, I just gonna go find a cash machine ...




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#204656 - 12/16/06 01:25 PM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
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#204657 - 12/16/06 03:14 PM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
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#204658 - 12/16/06 03:33 PM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
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www,lebowskifest.com


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#204659 - 12/16/06 04:37 PM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
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Quote:

http://mouthy.buzznet.com/user/video/play/199/





This was fucking funny.
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#204660 - 12/16/06 06:32 PM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
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Loc: Portland
Quote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU2ZgaQ_H-Y



http://mouthy.buzznet.com/user/video/play/199/




Once again, Elaborator hits the high notes with video links.

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger up the ass.




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#204661 - 12/17/06 07:40 PM Re: The Big Lebowski...Best Porn Flick Ever?
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^5 Elab0... youtube crew represents...

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Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Donny: What's a... pederast, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.


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