The story goes as follows, as best told after eight tequila shots:

My friend and I both liked a recently-arrived Italian girl. I work during the day, so he was able to ask her out before I got the chance and she accepted. Being a vindictive and cruel person, I cannot be happy for my friend. I hold him blameless for asking her out...she's hot. We'll be friends long after this is in the past.

However, she clearly deserves to die. Like all life's decisions, the porn community must be consulted. Which method suits that whore best?




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