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#204486 - 11/30/06 11:33 PM
Phlog's private life poll!
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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The story goes as follows, as best told after eight tequila shots:  My friend and I both liked a recently-arrived Italian girl. I work during the day, so he was able to ask her out before I got the chance and she accepted. Being a vindictive and cruel person, I cannot be happy for my friend. I hold him blameless for asking her out...she's hot. We'll be friends long after this is in the past. However, she clearly deserves to die. Like all life's decisions, the porn community must be consulted. Which method suits that whore best? If you dislike this poll, fuck you in advance: 
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#204487 - 11/30/06 11:51 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Just ask her if she wants to fuck behind your friend's back. What is loyalty? Or a murder suicide thing, either way its all fun and games.
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#204488 - 12/01/06 12:38 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Tie her to a chair in front of the computer, open up A World Outside Porn and make her watch everyone of Elaborator's shitty youtube posts. Once you unbound her, she's sure to punch her own ticket, and that will completely absolve you of any blame or criminal charges. It's win-win.
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#204490 - 12/01/06 03:43 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Tie her to a chair in front of the computer, open up A World Outside Porn and make her watch everyone of Elaborator's shitty youtube posts. Once you unbound her, she's sure to punch her own ticket, and that will completely absolve you of any blame or criminal charges. It's win-win.
Enjoy your five star rating, my good man.
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#204493 - 12/01/06 11:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Add all your posts to eleborator's shitty youtube posts and then you'd be in the ballpark bitch.
I don't know how you perceive your role here, but you've sucked since you stopped stalking jamesn.
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#204495 - 12/01/06 12:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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It's not working for you ghostshadow/kyoto. You should go back to posting as murmur.
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#204496 - 12/01/06 03:00 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
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#204498 - 12/01/06 03:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Haha, that was a pretty good insult.
So this is it? You're going to stick with ghostshadow from here on out? It was an inauspicious start. Maybe you can salvage something out of it.
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#204500 - 12/01/06 04:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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It's not working for you ghostshadow/kyoto. You should go back to posting as murmur.
You should go back to posting as John West Fan. 
Get my garbage...servant!
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#204501 - 12/01/06 05:48 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Italian? Hold her hands down and make her tell you a story, any story. Her head will explode.
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#204504 - 12/01/06 09:15 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Ya know Phlogger...Having been in a similiar position a few times.I would normally say that her relatives/friends are open targets for a g00d hard pounding..But in this case..with her being a foreign national and all..the wh0re has to pay..(kudos btw for adhering to the "br0's over h0's systemology)..
Your reasonableness has gotten my respect. If anyone fucks with you here, I'll throw in on your side.
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#204505 - 12/02/06 01:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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My avatar requires that this be her punishment. Quote:
Like Mussolini, she should be shot by firing squad and then hanged upside-down by meathooks so people can spit in her dead face.
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#204506 - 12/02/06 01:33 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
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My avatar requires that this be her punishment.
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Like Mussolini, she should be shot by firing squad and then hanged upside-down by meathooks so people can spit in her dead face.
You just keep me hanging on...
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