Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
She has Klingon eyebrows.
_________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
It's a good thing that Vivid and Club Jenna only releases blurry piece of trash pornos, otherwise people actually might notice how fucking ugly this bitch is.
It's crazy how fucking hot she used to be. And yes, there's a difference between a beautiful person aging gracefully and a beautiful person ruining their face with plastic surgery to the point where they look like a tranny. She needs to just hurry up and die already.
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote: What the fuck happened to her?
I saw these pics off that Fox interview with Jenna and her fighter boyfriend. Interestingly, she declined to say how much she sold her company for. She said she couldn't because Playboy was "public", which made no sense whatsoever. What was it for $17 mil or so?
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If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
Let's be serious here for a moment: I dont't think it's possible to be an "embarrassment to pornography"
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Christian gets so turned on by getting stuffed with two she-cocks at the same time that he wants it totally raw—no condoms—so the girls oblige by stuffing him full of raw she-meat.
you know that simpsons episode where they went to australia? (fuck i hated that epidsode when it came out, i was like 11 and pissed off how thay maed fun ouf my country). you know the end? when the koala is on board the plane and someone is making that simpsons "sself-aware"-"self=deprecating" momnent which the writers use to show they are so post-modenr and not taking themselves seroiusly (homos)? and the sound-effects go: duh! duh! duh!
i/m totally hearing that now iwth the zoom in on jennas face. duh! duh! duh!
(my friend who is a woman or moore likely girl and thus not a woman loves jenna's "autobiography", written by neil strauss, who also wrote "the dirt", awesome book untli tommy lee get's fuccking obsessed with pam and stops talking about ihs foot fetish- homo- and neil strauss also wote "the game" a tale about pick up artsists, also a good book- neil strauss = "style"- and where was i going with this? i/ve never read it cos xpt made me not like jinna even though i've never scene one of her scenes, is she hot? i'm going to regret tihs tommorrwo, sundar nights should not be spent drinking scotch watching discovery channel.
my aunty = lame old lady, selfish and too self absorbed to realised it- chip on shouldder. the course of baby boomers hwo never married. lame.