I got as far as the name Dworkin and then my attention wandered. The thing is, girls today are significantly dirtier than when I was growing up. Most girls shave their pussies these days, and I'm always amazed how many 'civilian' chicks like a cock in the ass or a load in the mouth.

That never fucking happened when I was growing up. Well, not until they were really drunk.

"Modern girls unable to compete with porn whores"? Meh. That's just an easy way of saying "I don't wanna fucking diet. Pass the pizza" if you ask me. Porn whores, as all regular posters know, ain't all that lately. Look at any red carpet porno parade and I'd bet serious money that you can find girls far hotter commuting to work in just about every city. It's a question of training them up as potential whores (I use a system of mild electric shocks and reward them with a glimpse of their favorite soap opera) and shedding the high fat diet crap, that's all.

Can't compete = Too fucking lazy to try