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same as penn. but penn's good.




Good to hear you say it, but we do have our bouts of politicial correctness. While I was there, we had the infamous "water buffalo" incident. Finals week, and a gang of drunk sorority sisters are loudly singing outside one of the dorms. A studying student screams from his window "Shut up you goddamn water buffalo".

Whoops, it was a black sorority. So, of course, the guy was a racist. After all, water buffalo are from Africa, aren't they?

Turns out, they aren't, they are from Asia. And "water buffalo" in Hebrew also means "idiot". No avail, he was reprimanded and forced to apologize.

Sasha might have made it through a year or two. Stick to A&S, avoid science or math classes. Lots of Women's Studies and Art courses. Avoid English, they expect you to be able to write. We had a "Regional Studies" program that was a great outlet for all the legacies who were too dumb to belong there. Noone knew what "Regional Studies" meant, so you basically made up your own curriculum.
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