"A university student emails: "Is Sasha Grey so solipsistic that she doesn't realize EVERY eighteen-year-old is an existentialist? The girl belongs in school - not because she has any potential as an intellectual (we've all read her Myspace), but because college is the only place a teenager can explore her fledgling philosophies without sounding mind-numbingly foolish. While I'm sure the incurable sex addicts over at ADT love the attention, Heidegger (or Sartre - to which view does the young ejaculate-guzzler subscribe?) is rolling in his grave."
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits