She may be smarter than the average porn slut, she may swallow a good cock, but bottom line, she's another 18 year old girl who comes across as a post-grad chick with one too many Descartes books under her arm.

I'd be more willing to listen to her if she was over 30 years old, had traveled the world widely (and I don't mean slinging a bag over your shoulder and hitching down to TJ) and held a variety of jobs down.

Starbucks is full of 18 year old girls who think they know how the world works. They generally don't. What they do know is how 18 year old boys' cocks work and which stores sell the coolest black clothes.