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#203971 - 11/29/06 06:13 AM The Orchard Thief Loves XPT
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
What a sorry cunt of a man...oh and by the way, thanks for reposting those pics of Britney Spears' cameltoe...they haven't already made it here two or three times.



http://www.myspace.com/orchard_thief


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#203972 - 11/29/06 07:02 AM Re: The Orchard Thief Loves XPT
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind

If you look at the date you'll see it was posted about the time CM was really laying in to him. Self important douche bags provide such great entertainment.

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#203973 - 11/29/06 07:59 AM Re: The Orchard Thief Loves XPT
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
"thugocracy". that has a nice ring to it.
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#203974 - 11/29/06 10:05 AM Re: The Orchard Thief Loves XPT
Hyde Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
It also wasn't too long after Jeff's "shutdown" vis the whole free speech issue. Although I understand, in principle, what he wants the board to be... I question whether or not that's possible given the decibel level. I know this is your playground, and the last thing I wanna be is the resident buzzkill... and honestly, I don't even expect anyone to pay that much attention. But I do get frustrated with the stupidity. It's just boring. The constant flaming... the fag jokes... the nigger jokes... the whore jokes... the drug jokes... the fanboy jokes. All the shit that's gonna follow this post ( and we all know who's going to respond, and what they're going to say ). Yeah, that does start to bore me. Sorry. And yes, I'll keep posting here occasionally, because occasionally it IS funny and it's a better source for dirt than LIB ( which has become oddly church obsessed lately ). But I'm never gonna be a part of your incestuous inner circle of assraping regs because I just don't have the stomach for you guys most days. So do your little Lord of the Flies chants, and lay into Piggy. I don't have anything more to say about it, and I'm sure you don't care to hear it.
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#203975 - 11/29/06 10:36 AM Re: The Orchard Thief Loves XPT
big moose Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
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It also wasn't too long after Jeff's "shutdown" vis the whole free speech issue. Although I understand, in principle, what he wants the board to be... I question whether or not that's possible given the decibel level. I know this is your playground, and the last thing I wanna be is the resident buzzkill... and honestly, I don't even expect anyone to pay that much attention. But I do get frustrated with the stupidity. It's just boring. The constant flaming... the fag jokes... the nigger jokes... the whore jokes... the drug jokes... the fanboy jokes. All the shit that's gonna follow this post ( and we all know who's going to respond, and what they're going to say ). Yeah, that does start to bore me. Sorry. And yes, I'll keep posting here occasionally, because occasionally it IS funny and it's a better source for dirt than LIB ( which has become oddly church obsessed lately ). But I'm never gonna be a part of your incestuous inner circle of assraping regs because I just don't have the stomach for you guys most days. So do your little Lord of the Flies chants, and lay into Piggy. I don't have anything more to say about it, and I'm sure you don't care to hear it.




he said what i was going to say. it's truly bizarre how incestuous this place can be, with everyone changing their signatures every few days to reflect the newest, nastiest thing said about someone else. obviously i'm not who you were talking to, but i don't consider this statement buzzkill at all. it's something that needs to be pointed out, even if it is going to be shouted down. or at least it's something different. a break from accusing yet another porn guy of liking trannies or calling some chick a crackhead.
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#203976 - 11/29/06 10:49 AM Re: The Orchard Thief Loves XPT
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
self - important - douche - bag

Dude of course you don't care what we think. You would post just to read your own words. I wouldn’t expect anything less from someone who jerks off in full length mirror.

PS thanx for the regurgitation of your blog.

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#203977 - 11/29/06 10:59 AM Re: The Orchard Thief Loves XPT
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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It also wasn't too long after Jeff's "shutdown" vis the whole free speech issue. Although I understand, in principle, what he wants the board to be... I question whether or not that's possible given the decibel level. I know this is your playground, and the last thing I wanna be is the resident buzzkill... and honestly, I don't even expect anyone to pay that much attention. But I do get frustrated with the stupidity. It's just boring. The constant flaming... the fag jokes... the nigger jokes... the whore jokes... the drug jokes... the fanboy jokes. All the shit that's gonna follow this post ( and we all know who's going to respond, and what they're going to say ). Yeah, that does start to bore me. Sorry. And yes, I'll keep posting here occasionally, because occasionally it IS funny and it's a better source for dirt than LIB ( which has become oddly church obsessed lately ). But I'm never gonna be a part of your incestuous inner circle of assraping regs because I just don't have the stomach for you guys most days. So do your little Lord of the Flies chants, and lay into Piggy. I don't have anything more to say about it, and I'm sure you don't care to hear it.




Eat a dick, you anime loving fruit.
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#203978 - 11/29/06 11:21 AM Re: The Orchard Thief Loves XPT
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
William, it would seem the decency and decorum of ADT might better suit what you're searching for in a porn forum, but I'm sure you know that already. Oddly enough I agree with you to a certain degree. I'm not against the harsher antics being kept within the shit list and the cage where chaos can rule. It's not unreasonable to allow the general porn talk forum to be a little more restrained than other sections allowing a wider variety of industry posters(the girls). But I don't control any of that shit and it's just my opinion so whatever.
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#203979 - 11/29/06 01:05 PM Re: The Orchard Thief Loves XPT
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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William, it would seem the decency and decorum of ADT might better suit what you're searching for in a porn forum, but I'm sure you know that already. Oddly enough I agree with you to a certain degree. I'm not against the harsher antics being kept within the shit list and the cage where chaos can rule. It's not unreasonable to allow the general porn talk forum to be a little more restrained than other sections allowing a wider variety of industry posters(the girls). But I don't control any of that shit and it's just my opinion so whatever.




I'd second that, but I'd also argue that it's difficult to create a lively debate when you actively walk around with "Kick Me" pasted on your back. William, I like some of your posts, but trying to rise above the morass of puerility while wallowing in it kind of nullifies your argument.
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#203980 - 11/29/06 03:08 PM Re: The Orchard Thief Loves XPT
Big Calm Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
I really don't post in the Cage but I'm confused when this person says that "XPTers aren't Porn fans"...

I mean Willie D has knowledge of Porn from the 70's-90's that would stump the Schwhab. Smut's writes reviews of new titles every couple of days. As El Kabong about any Redhead in Porn and without fell...He's on it. COAH/Windsock is a human data base for Anabolic shit....Loop, King, C62, Floofin...

I purchase DVD's from Jadedvideo on the monthly. I even try my hand at doing reviews..I know I'm not the best at it but I try to hip people to some IR/Big butt titles that they may have missed. Look at any Porn girl thread and you'll find posters talking about how great she was in this film or that film.

How would we "XPTers" know this without viewing the goods.
Where did he get his info from....I hate when people talk about XPT like the kids from Rydell High.

fuck it..


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#203981 - 11/29/06 03:27 PM Re: The Orchard Thief Loves XPT
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
What's interesting is that William chose to post it on his MySpace page rather than open it up to total debate by slamming it up here, which WillieD has done for him (sweet move, Willie).

And the funny thing is, it would have made a good posting had William thought about it. Here's a chance for some proper debate (and first class name-calling, naturally) which William could've taken part in.

Instead, he's vanished again with little attempt to defend himself. If the board is just about name-calling behind everyone's backs on other servers or whatever, I should point out that I've had PMs from all of you, calling the rest of you 'homos'.

I mean, who just posts their gripes via MySpace... (I know you love all this shit, Kurt).
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#203982 - 11/29/06 05:18 PM Re: The Orchard Thief Loves XPT
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Hydey-Ho had a birthday party to go to tonight

He's an idiot if he doesn't at least get a blow job for going.


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#203983 - 11/29/06 05:52 PM Re: The Orchard Thief Loves XPT
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
the whole nature of xpt "philosophical" debate seems to happen every month or so, and i always seem to get sucked into commenting. and i always say the same thing, so skip ahead if you know how this is going to go.

i agree that xpt is mean, bitter, and frequently unnecessary. there's certainly a herd mentality, meaning some people try way too hard to fit in with the pack. a lot of posters merely rehash other peoples ideas and jokes over and over again. most threads are overwhelmingly negative, meaning most industry people and especially the girls will not want to post here. but for all its flaws, xpt is still interesting and entertaining enough for me.

as to why someone would read xpt if they're not a big porn fan... i've never bought porn in my life, and outside of xpt, lib and myspace i have no knowledge of pornstars. i've never met a sex worker, even been to a strip club... and so i read xpt for the same reason i watch documentaries on deep sea crab fishing on discovery channel, or read novels set in medieval france- to learn about an interesting world which is very different from my life. plus people post pictures of titties and ass and rather occasionally feet. i enjoy the psychological aspects of peering into the minds of porn talent, producers and fans- and the posters who are none of those. if all i wanted was similarity in my life, i'd read pretentiousuniversitystudenttalk.com

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#203984 - 11/29/06 07:34 PM Re: The Orchard Thief Loves XPT
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
So is Hyde in the industry? Somewhere I missed what triggered his targeting or something. Why are all his Myspace friends porners? The whole Myspace venting/truth telling bullshit is pretty pussy whenever it is done by whomever. While I have enjoyed Hydepost in the past it does seem he spends an awful lot of energy trying to convince people that he cares little for that he doesnt suck.

But yeah the worst type of poster is the Herd Runner...Referencing cliches from an XPT past he had no part of instead of creating fresh new ones...content to ride the wakes of the big ones.

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#203985 - 11/29/06 07:38 PM Re: The Orchard Thief Loves XPT
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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It also wasn't too long after Jeff's "shutdown" vis the whole free speech issue. Although I understand, in principle, what he wants the board to be... I question whether or not that's possible given the decibel level. I know this is your playground, and the last thing I wanna be is the resident buzzkill... and honestly, I don't even expect anyone to pay that much attention. But I do get frustrated with the stupidity. It's just boring. The constant flaming... the fag jokes... the nigger jokes... the whore jokes... the drug jokes... the fanboy jokes. All the shit that's gonna follow this post ( and we all know who's going to respond, and what they're going to say ). Yeah, that does start to bore me. Sorry. And yes, I'll keep posting here occasionally, because occasionally it IS funny and it's a better source for dirt than LIB ( which has become oddly church obsessed lately ). But I'm never gonna be a part of your incestuous inner circle of assraping regs because I just don't have the stomach for you guys most days. So do your little Lord of the Flies chants, and lay into Piggy. I don't have anything more to say about it, and I'm sure you don't care to hear it.


I can handle people not agreeing with me. I can't handle stupid dipshits who can't post their point of view intelligently.

I wouldn't mind seeing the "Talent For Hire" a little more strictly enforced myself. Some posters hammer any chick who puts up a pic of herself to get some work. It's amazing any girl puts up a pic of herself there(that whole section of the board may become useless).

P.S. Am I a "malcontent" or a "bully"? I'm thinking more malcontent myself.
P.P.S. On your myspace page that white-thing that doesn't move when you scroll is screwing up the whole page, I can't see shit.
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#203986 - 11/29/06 09:05 PM Re: The Orchard Thief Loves XPT
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
You're not getting off that easy, Heidi.

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It also wasn't too long after Jeff's "shutdown" vis the whole free speech issue.


What in the hell does that have in relation to anything? The best I saw it, JeffMike wanted to make a pointed statement, and did...did you read the wild speculation running around as to why the X shut down?




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Although I understand, in principle, what he wants the board to be... I question whether or not that's possible given the decibel level. I know this is your playground, and the last thing I wanna be is the resident buzzkill... and honestly, I don't even expect anyone to pay that much attention.


Yet you saw it perfectly legitimate to disparage the place somewhere "safe" and far removed from the source.




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But I do get frustrated with the stupidity. It's just boring.


You know what, I like the stupidity. I love it when the jokes are bad, when a motorhead whore wanders in here and gets beat down. You think she notices the difference? My friend, I have a BA from Dartmouth, and an MBA. When I'm done working reading boring legalese numberspeak all day, you think I wanna log onto the Paradise Lost message board? I know for a fact that, for more than a few of "the Herd" "the Cage Mafia" "the Thugocracy," this is a welcome respite from serious thinking.




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The constant flaming... the fag jokes... the nigger jokes... the whore jokes... the drug jokes... the fanboy jokes. All the shit that's gonna follow this post ( and we all know who's going to respond, and what they're going to say ). Yeah, that does start to bore me. Sorry.


Oh come on now, you pansy...we banned MPR, there hasn't been a n****r joke for weeks. Just because we don't practice the [Hardware picks up Mod Stick] Now you children behave [Hardware puts down Mod Stick] bullshit doesn't mean this place goes unchecked. You heard from Kate/Arthur lately? David Stanley?




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And yes, I'll keep posting here occasionally, because occasionally it IS funny and it's a better source for dirt than LIB ( which has become oddly church obsessed lately ). But I'm never gonna be a part of your incestuous inner circle of assraping regs because I just don't have the stomach for you guys most days.


Yet you have tried incessantly to interject yourself into some of those situations, which makes this statement wholly contradictory. Case in point: earlier this year I was having a perfectly good time slowly melting down Applesaucer with a little help from another poster. You decided to throw your little witty remarks into the middle of the discussion, and when I called you on it, you retreated to your famous "OOOO...but I thought XPT was all about satire...lookey lookey, it's on the description for the Monkey Cage." Amigo...I know they carry the Jim Rome Show on Providence radio. Providence has some good callers, except Jim in Fall River (the donkey guy). Listen to his show, learn what "have a take and don't suck" means. Then import it back here.




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So do your little Lord of the Flies chants, and lay into Piggy. I don't have anything more to say about it, and I'm sure you don't care to hear it.


Where's Evil Klown with a good Lord of the Flies emoticon?

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#203987 - 11/29/06 11:44 PM Re: The Orchard Thief Loves XPT
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
For all my effort...here is the tender catharsis...



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#203988 - 11/30/06 10:58 AM Re: The Orchard Thief Loves XPT
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:



Eat a dick, you anime loving fruit.




Biff said the only thing that needed to be said.

Fuck everyone else.

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#203989 - 11/30/06 12:46 PM Re: The Orchard Thief Loves XPT
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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For all my effort...here is the tender catharsis...






Way to prove everyone right, William!
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#203990 - 11/30/06 02:55 PM Re: The Orchard Thief Loves XPT
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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we banned MPR, there hasn't been a n****r joke for weeks.




Ah, I was beggining to wonder why he hadn't posted in the latest Lori Lust thread.

...and to stay on topic. I really don't get this guy. If this place and how it's run gets to him so bad, why does he come here at all? I mean if you don't like what's on the TV you turn it off, right?
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#203991 - 11/30/06 04:10 PM Re: The Orchard Thief Loves XPT
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
Well, I think this person's main perspectyive problem is that most of his argument is based around this being a "porn forum" and the logical etiquette that implies. This is also revealing. It's clear that this is first and foremost and internet messageboard as far as I are concerned. It is pornographically conduitated and the pus flows from the lancing without care. Gloriously so. :bandacream: :drunk:
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#203992 - 11/30/06 04:29 PM Re: The Orchard Thief Loves XPT
Hyde Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
Now you, I missed.
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#203993 - 11/30/06 04:41 PM Re: The Orchard Thief Loves XPT
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
I missed you, when I was driving my truck.

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#203994 - 12/07/06 01:04 PM Re: The Orchard Thief Loves XPT
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
What the fuck happened to Heidi only posting "occasionally?" He's all over the fucking place. Thanks for wedlching on that promise, smarttfish!.

Or are you just getting ready to regale us with that eipc "Girls I'd Like to See Naked" thread?

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