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Have you daughters? Haven them daughters returned from "school dances" with strea,ms of mascara inexplicably defying gravity onto her forehead, deeply crimson eyes with burst blood veesselns, and sporting encrusted mucous about her dear nose & mouth?



All right windsock, let's say this situation happened to you. You are all set to react, by running out the door and chasing down her boyfriend's car when she suddenly tries to stop you. She then breaks down and tearfully admits that the actions that took place shortly before she returned home were her idea from watching one of the movies you keep hidden in a box under your bed. What would you do?
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