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There are too many girl-on-girl scenes in straight porn. Straight porn should be straight, not gay. Guys who get off on girl-on-girl are actually gay themselves.

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I... wha... Lemme get this straight. If a guy jerks himself off watching two women tongue each other, he's gay?

Okay. I think I got it. So when you're sucking on your buddy's pipe in the 7 Eleven parking lot, that's just a couple of good old boys having normal heterosexual oral fun, right?

Damn. You're so fucked up this isn't even funny. Anyone got a barrel with a fish in it it?

Girl-on-girl is gay. If you're a fucking lesbian.