god, is there anything funnier than stupid people getting dramatic? kat has warts and must be spayed, btw.

Allie Ray Says Kat Partied Too Hard

Allie emails me:

WELL I STARTED IN THE BUISNESS BECAUSE OF KAT, SHE WAS MY BEST FRIEND, WE DID EVERY THING TOGETHER WE WENT EVERYWHERE TOGETHER AND I LOVED HER WITH ALL MY HEART, THINGS STARTED GETTING A LITTLE WEIRD WHEN I MOVED IN WITH HER LAST YEAR AT HER MOMS HOUSE IT WAS UP AND DOWN MOOD SWINGS BETWEEN THE BOTH OF US MOSTLY OUR BIGGEST CLASH WAS THAT SHE WAS A PARTY GIRL AND I LIKED TO STAY HOME AND JUST CHILL, SHE WAS ALWAYS WANTING TO GO OUT AND PARTY I HAD NO PROBLEM WITH IT THE FIRST COUPLE OF TIMES BUT I STARTED TO FEEL LIKE A BABYSITTER, OR LIKE THE LAME TAG ALONG FRIEND WHO WAS CONSTANTLY PULLING HER ASS OFF STRANGERS LAPS SHE WOULD JUST GO CRAZY OFF LIQUOR, I STARTED TO SEE THAT THINGS WERE NOT GOING TO BE GETTING BETTER ANYTIME SOON THERE WERE BLOWOUTS AT HOME THAT WERE WAY TO PERSONALL FOR ME TO BE AROUND I FELT IT WAS A FAMILY MANNER THE ISSUS IN THE HOUSE SO I LEFT, I NEVER CUT CONTACT FORM HER THOUGH I HEAR THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE THAT SHE FELT I ABONDONED HER BY LEAVING AND SHE WAS ANGRY AT ME, BUT I FELT LIKE HER FRIENDSHIP MEANT MORE TO ME THEN BEING ROOMIES AND WANTING TO KILL EACH OTHER YA KNOW? POINT BLANK WHATEVER WHOEVER IS SAYING ABOYT KAT I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE TRUTH BEHIND IT AND IVE TRYED TO CALL HER AND STUFF BUT SHE NEVER ANSWERS I LOVE HER MORE THAN SOME OF MY OWN FAMILY BECAUSE OF THE WAY SHE STOOD BY ME WHEN I WAS IN NEED MORE THEN ONCE, I GUESS I WILL JUST STOP BY HER MOMS HOUSE AND SEE WHAT THE DEAL IS USUALLY WHEN SHE IS ACTING IKE THIS ALL SHE NEED IS SOMEONE TO GO IN A QUIET ROOM WITH HER AND HOLD HER WHILE SHE TEMPER TANTRUMS AND CRYS OUT WHATEVER IT IS THAT IS EATING HER IT MIGHT BE A LOT!!! IF YOU READ THIS MEOW I LOVE YOU IM SORRY YOUR GOING THROUGH SOME BULLSHIT RIGHT KNOW, IM HEAR FOR YOU LIKE YOU ALWAYS KNOW I LOVE YOU MEOW!!!!!!!!!

Every single person that types in all caps should be exterminated Alexander Litvinenko style using polonium-210.

Is all caps typing another side affect of rampant meth abuse?

Maybe someone told Kat that crack cures anal warts.

Add Tiffany Holiday to the list, but she might get a reprieve because I really like her tits.

Hey King you know if you where to remove the icon and just leave the it would look like the smiley was ejaculating into your avatars mouth.Just saying.

awesome

Much respect due to the first girl to post a profile shot with their mouth open and head slightly tipped back as their avatar.

PS: Good spot, Jeff...

Hey C62, shoot it all over my face. Fuck yes!