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i've slept with a sheep during my "experimental" years when i thought shoes other than tod's and ferragamo might be ok to wear to work and i might like rubbing my penis against that of another man. the sheep was the only thing i don't regret from that stage of my life.




when the sheep was about to blow its load, did he call you "jaa-aaames?" haha
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