i've slept with a sheep during my "experimental" years when i thought shoes other than tod's and ferragamo might be ok to wear to work and i might like rubbing my penis against that of another man. the sheep was the only thing i don't regret from that stage of my life.

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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits