what kind of education, exactly, does one need to say "here's ____ on our back-to-back smooth jazz friday". don't answer. it wasn't really a question, it answered itself.

listen closet-case, you're a MYNA BIRD in terms of job-complexity. A MYNA BIRD or pretty much any cool bird from the global south could take your job from you for a half-pound of cracked sunflower seeds/diem and your listeners would never know.

not everyone can go to the "CT school of broadcasting". oh fuck it, i've had more money than everyone in your extended family dating back a century the day i turned 25. bad taste? yes. funny to me? yes.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits