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#203359 - 11/24/06 06:34 PM
Wasted Youth
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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If the box says directed by Mark Wood you know it’ll probably be worth buying. Look at the pix, check the sluts, in particularly Presley Maddox rocks my cock through the camera playing a daddy’s little nightmare turned new wave hooker-ish whore. Is porn stranger than fiction? If I still spent money on porn I’d be pleased if I bought this piece of ass. Nice little outfit. I can see what all the shiznit is about. Rebelious teen ready for fuck'n just by the look in her eyes... Get this fucker just for this scene alone, it's the day after Thanksgiving I'm tired I've had three deadlines in three weeks. Reviewing porn isn't glamorous, more like tedious. Be careful what you wish for, but it does have its benefits if you’re smart enough to stay sane. [ Red Light District]
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#203371 - 11/26/06 05:21 PM
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Demon Spawn
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#203373 - 11/26/06 05:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#203374 - 11/27/06 02:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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aidsface, sorry.
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#203376 - 11/28/06 03:57 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
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aidsface, sorry.
You're sorry. You're a great arguement for abortion, legal or otherwise.
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#203377 - 11/28/06 01:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i want to put you in blackface and in a vehicle outside "club kalua" and have the NYPD shoot you 50 times. how's being a disc-jockey in PA and whoring out your wife so you can jerk off to the cuckold-video?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#203378 - 11/28/06 03:03 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
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i want to put you in blackface and in a vehicle outside "club kalua" and have the NYPD shoot you 50 times. how's being a disc-jockey in PA and whoring out your wife so you can jerk off to the cuckold-video?
My life is great. It would however be a lot more fun if I could spend a day punching you repeatedly in the face. And listening to you whine like the little fag you are. 
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#203379 - 11/28/06 03:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
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your life can't be that great if you have to post naked pictures of your wife on swinger's sites to lure men to your home.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#203381 - 11/29/06 03:43 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
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your life can't be that great if you have to post naked pictures of your wife on swinger's sites to lure men to your home.
Is that a bad thing? 
Thank-you Jeff! Video order coming immediately!
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#203383 - 11/30/06 05:46 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/03
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eat a dick, you went to community college and worry about the fact io don't enjoy talking to you. weather at the 20's or whatever, white trash. Quote:
You couldn't even come close to my education level. You're a bag of shit. Go back to your sorry-ass country and leave the real men alone.
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your life can't be that great if you have to post naked pictures of your wife on swinger's sites to lure men to your home.
Is that a bad thing?
Thank-you Jeff! Video order coming immediately!
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#203384 - 12/01/06 09:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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what kind of education, exactly, does one need to say "here's ____ on our back-to-back smooth jazz friday". don't answer. it wasn't really a question, it answered itself.
listen closet-case, you're a MYNA BIRD in terms of job-complexity. A MYNA BIRD or pretty much any cool bird from the global south could take your job from you for a half-pound of cracked sunflower seeds/diem and your listeners would never know.
not everyone can go to the "CT school of broadcasting". oh fuck it, i've had more money than everyone in your extended family dating back a century the day i turned 25. bad taste? yes. funny to me? yes.
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#203385 - 12/01/06 11:32 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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what kind of education, exactly, does one need to say "here's ____ on our back-to-back smooth jazz friday". don't answer. it wasn't really a question, it answered itself.
listen closet-case, you're a MYNA BIRD in terms of job-complexity. A MYNA BIRD or pretty much any cool bird from the global south could take your job from you for a half-pound of cracked sunflower seeds/diem and your listeners would never know.
not everyone can go to the "CT school of broadcasting". oh fuck it, i've had more money than everyone in your extended family dating back a century the day i turned 25. bad taste? yes. funny to me? yes.
My education comes from the ingredients list on a pringles can and I spent my last dime on it. 
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#203386 - 12/02/06 08:31 AM
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fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/13/04
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Ok james, now you've done it. There's been talk that I've not been up to snuff since I stopped stalking you. Now c'mon sneering about your alleged wealth and education on a porn board shows your true assinine and wasp arrogance. I'm not sure who is a bigger waste of an ivy league education, you or da turdbuglar. At least he is original as lame as his blathering posts are, but you bump threads and/or make the most obnoxious slanderous posts trying to impress the monkey who gives you a woody. You're spending more time on this board than Smartt used to. Don't get mad because I speak the truth about how stupid it is that your even here and not off playing bad minton somewhere with your girlfriend who must not put out. I bet everybody hated you at Harvard and still do if only they knew what an embarassment you are to your alma mater now.
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Wow, you really are a pathetic loser. Good luck going old, bitter and alone." -Jeff Steward on Gia but could fit perfectly for this mope freestylah
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#203387 - 12/02/06 08:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
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it's not two words. i'm sparing with arrogance, but every now and then it's satisfying to just yell "scoreboard" to someone that lame. Quote:
bad minton
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#203389 - 12/02/06 09:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
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do i sense a little bit of jealousy? peel it back and you'd trade places with me in a second.
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#203391 - 12/02/06 09:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
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yeah, could you imagine how much your life would suck if you had more money and a better degree?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#203393 - 12/02/06 10:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
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so you get off on having to handle soiled daipers and bloody tampons people discard for a living?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
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#203394 - 12/02/06 03:01 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
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yeah, could you imagine how much your life would suck if you had more money and a better degree?
I have more money, a better degree, and a better pedigree. I don't have to take shots a people to feel better. You're a worthless piece of crap with nothing going on in his life. Beating the fucking shit out of your worthless fucking life would be a lot of fun for the 35 seconds that it would take.
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#203395 - 12/02/06 03:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I have more money, a better degree, and a better pedigree. I don't have to take shots a people to feel better. You're a worthless piece of crap with nothing going on in his life. Beating the fucking shit out of your worthless fucking life would be a lot of fun for the 35 seconds that it would take.
This post makes me think you are John DuPont. Would you like to pin Jamesns shoulders to the mat? In most circles graduating from "The U" doesn't equate to a Harvard degree.
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#203399 - 12/03/06 06:29 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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burg, you have no earlobes bro. nada. ear joins straight to head, somewhat uncommon but not massively uncommon. and you need to post more, i've clicked reply and have no recollection about your post other than somtihng about jerking off between a subway girls tits (i used to work at subway, bakc in the day. my boss once told me a story about fucking a post-op transexual (post-op meaning had a plastic vagina- the kind of story you don't want to hear whilst working at subway with 15 year old asian girls whlist earning $13.85 an hour)), possibly a problem but still you need to post more. verbosity (surely not a word?) is not as big a porblem as some people think.
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#203400 - 12/03/06 09:58 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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I hate to say it, but if I had it my way you would all be stirring mercury vats with your bare hands.
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#203402 - 12/06/06 06:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
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my advice for the chat tonight is to smoke a ton of weed & try to ignore the babble of the imbeciles.
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